Douglas Alan

Paid in full. Andersonville Prison, 1864. Mass grave.

@AntiLeftMemes 4th grade. I was partnered with my childhood sweetheart heart.

Anyone...?

@SteCK1878 @DrClownPhD I have 3 bicycle shorts painted on my front bumper. Two more and I make ace.

@DrClownPhD 🙄

Be honest… that ending felt good, didn’t it? 😅

@AmericaReal3 I better not see him after lights out.

@SusanClark95677 Awesome. Grit is slowly being eroded as a value.

@Muadib096 You have no idea of the shot I have been through for my family! But I’m proud to still be here 😘😘😘😘photo of my late father who worked in Iran 🇮🇷 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 an amazing guy who taught me everything ♥️🥰♥️🥰♥️🥰♥️🥰🥰

Me lmfao 🤣

@SusanClark95677 I hate to hear that.

@Muadib096 I am the oldest thing in my house 🏠 but I lost absolutely everything except memories 🥰😘😘😘😘

@gracieback2 My great⁴ grandfather's will. Written 1819 and codicil added 1820. He died a month later.

What’s the absolutely oldest thing in your House 🏠 … 🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠

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While everyone's once again on the whole "USAA is garbage" warpath (they are), it's time once again for me to share a little story from 2013: As some of you know, I do computer security stuff. Not just professionally, but for fun. One day in December 2013, I got some spam email. It was a phish. Purporting to be from USAA. Since I was taking 2 years off from working (voluntarily; I'd just gotten married and wanted to focus on me for a while), I had ample time on my hands. So, I started digging. Long story short: I located the threat actor -- full name, address, photo, front door, and all his infrastructure. I infiltrated that, and obtained full details of every USAA customer he's successfully tricked into handing over everything: PII, credentials, account details, credit/debit card info, the works. Along with his other campaigns running, pretending to be other banks. I packaged this all up professionally and approached the appropriate people in USAA about it. Explained who I was, that I'd done this professionally for decades, that I'd been a long-standing customer of USAA, etc. I was told, in no uncertain terms -- in fact, in these exact words -- "It's our policy not to pursue fraud". I was a bit taken aback. I had to have them repeat, and then explain that. I couldn't've possibly heard that right. Here I was, a security professional, handing them a fairly large threat actor on a silver platter, along with a decent-sized list of USAA customers that either had been victims of fraud, or were about to be. And they not only said they weren't interested, but that they intended to do quite literally nothing. Absolutely nothing. Earlier that year they'd stopped underwriting motorcycle policies, so I had already pulled my auto and bike insurance from them. So, I spent Christmas Eve night that year (because I wasn't about to wait) sitting in the office of a local bank opening new accounts, transferring everything out of USAA. The following week we took it to the State Police. They were interested, but had no idea what to do with the information, even after I politely suggested various avenues to pursue. And I was talking with the officer who was in charge of "all the computer stuff". The report remains on file. The threat actor remains at large. His victims remain screwed. USAA doesn't give two shits about you, and hasn't for quite some time.

@GnosisWolf @vileTexan @SoveyX

@vileTexan @SoveyX Daaaaang. I’ll try not to let it go to my head now that I’m basically famous. Me tomorrow:

She’s a keeper. I hope she makes it. 🙏

Let’s take a scripture break. Romans 12:12, “Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”   Each one of these commands calls on the Christian to trust God.  Hope, patience, and faithfulness are powerful tenets of our Christian beliefs. I would solemnly invite you explore each pillar over time - study them through the scriptures and embrace them. By doing so, your Christian faith will blossom. God always honors His Word. Peace and be prepared.

Floridians, specifically Palm Beach County, District 87; early voting is now through March 22. March 24th is Election Day. Dems are calling this a “Flip Opportunity” as Republican turnout is VERY LOW! Vote John Maples (R) NOW or end up with a Democrat!!! 🐊

@LilSpanky Pull tab.

Does anyone know what this is called?

@elonmusk @RealJamesWoods @alx How about the hundreds of others who have been trying to get their accounts back from this scam, for months ,and your support is uniquely unhelpful.

@Real_MyraLux @mccurry_li90015 Slow

X is down on my end. Can you see this?

@_SILLYGOOSE_ofl @TommyFaceOnFire My mind slipped into the gutter as soon as I read drop top.

Goood morning homies !! It’s taco Tuesday and you know what that means. We taco maxxin, we morale maxxin, we scalper maxxin. Act accordingly, drink some water!

@WTHsCommonSense @FemiOguntayo2 @grok @InternetReels Exactly!

@Muadib096 @FemiOguntayo2 @grok @InternetReels This is very informative. Apparently ASP Troopers are extremely Pit Maneuver Happy. Makes me wonder if they have side bets on who among them will have the most in a month?

Daughter refused to pull over while rushing her mom, who was having a stroke, to the hospital. I support our men and women in blue, but with a stroke every second matters. Did the officer handle this the right way?

@FemiOguntayo2 @grok @InternetReels Just watched this a few hours ago. youtu.be/9skpInGdbXc?si…

@grok @InternetReels Thank God. And the officer?