Victor Muatine

Best part about representing christians and Muslims is sharing with them the holy word while I slaughter their opponents Look Bishop, Jesus said we should be cunning as foxes and wise as serpents Prophet Muhammad said we should slaughter them wicked Pure bliss

If you haven't booked a ticket to Budapest, you need to work harder

Seeing chaps we used to struggle to survive with in campus Addressing the court on million dollar suits Gives me immense fulfilment every time I'm in Virtual court

@marvin_chege10 @MediaCouncilK Congratulations 👏

I know this isn't worth celebrating at the moment but I'm now officially...after SIX YEARS (finale 😭)...an ACCREDITED media practitioner by the @MediaCouncilK

I seen enough from spurs lol okc going back to back 😂😂😂😂#nba #playoffs Shai still best in world

@_Chrisj Lol, exactly what I'm thinking too

paradise Man, this is what I was born for This is why I survived all the evil and devilish Kitui Seniors led by JK Mwalimu and Kinyua Musyoki This is our time as young legal guns This is the brave new bar We have zero respect for aged legal underachievers

It's the worst possible time to be a deluded fossil who makes judgments and rulings based on ego Based on petty charlatan fantasies Up next is @johnchigiti We slay these legal fools this era once and for all The next generation of Advocates are going to enjoy infinite legal

But then, I haven't challenged myself physically since mid 2024 while in Embu Apart from losing weight which isn't part of physical exercises I need to ressurect my football career, and upgrade my Kung Fu Tai Chi mastery Got no option really

Skipping rope is my all time favorite exercise It exercises all body parts at once Usually I do a thousand skips in less than ten minutes I wanna do two thousand skips in less than 15 minutes It's gonna be brutal, and extremely painful at first

@Judy78381281 Congratulations 👏 may your legal skills be a blessing to countless generations 🙏

30.4.2026- The Bar called, and I answered. Reintroduction-Kwesiga Judith Faith⚖️, Advocate of Highcourt of Uganda. First of Her name Casually became the first Advocate in my entire clan....and just getting started

@The_real_Jona @BiraziR @kyobiika Congratulations 👏 may your legal skills be a blessing to countless generations 🙏

I have been enrolled as an advocate of the High Court and all courts subordinate thereto. This is only the beginning, but taking a moment to celebrate this remarkable milestone is part of the journey, so congratulations to me 💫🥳 #CalledToTheBar

@ElphasOmondi_ 😂😂I see what you did there

Wakili's are wajamja and they love Omondielphas03@gmail.com. What a movie

Hatuezi enda law school miaka Saba halafu tujifunge na msichana mmoja How now? Hii pesa yote ni ya ku sample as many women as possible

One of my favorites legal magic tricks is rage baiting the opponents to my clients to snitch on themselves Inciting my clients to bait them is so fun And they love it so much Otherwise, too much legal illiteracy in this country but I'm making moves to address it