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CarolynDavis 🧚🏻‍♂️

@MudPixie

Creator of existential dread and fear of the inevitable. Sometimes I put it down on paper. Finely crafted tweets since 2009.

Asheville Katılım Ekim 2009
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Alex Horne
Alex Horne@AlexHorne·
Cold and wet and brilliant at the meadow - 4-0 win and top of the league! Happy new year all
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@LizMansfield2 @FernBrady Where I live in the southern US almost no one would just ask an unmarried woman when she was going to have children so I always got when are you going to get married and have kids. Now that I’m in my mid-forties I think everyone has given up.
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Lizzie
Lizzie@LizMansfield2·
@FernBrady @MudPixie Do you reckon? I find that as I've gotten older I get this more and more from women, makes me feel as though they think I'm some odd creature not to be trusted.
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Richard K Herring
Richard K Herring@Herring1967·
Happy International Men's Day to all men, especially those who dont think there is one and then don't do anything to celebrate it when they find out there is. As usual I invite you to nominate great men who deserve celebration. My choice this year is Bob Mortimer. High benchmark.
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It’s one of those nights when I lie awake and think about my mom. I don’t think I’ll ever miss her any less. Actually I miss her more everyday.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️@mmpadellan·
They don't legislate men's bodies. They don't force vasectomies. They don't tax Viagra, or ban it. They don't criminalize spilled semen. But what about Women? - Forced to carry their rapists babies, even if they're as young as twelve years old. - Denied access to abortions, even in the instance where it could save her life. - Can be reported by "private citizens" for seeking abortion care in exchange for $10K reward in Texas. - NOT allowed to make her own decisions on family planning without input from Republican politicians. REMEMBER that when you vote. VOTE BLUE.
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Watching my favorite standup @gdavies. Only someone as Greek god like as he is can get laughs from that level of self deprecating humor. When I try it I just get nods of agreement. I’m okay with it though. I like to think of myself as Neanderthal Chic.
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