Mud Turtle

@filthy_richmond @EITMonline They are having major problems this morning Elliot is gonna be on the war path

@EITMonline back.

@EITMonline ok we are back!!!

@EITMonline Elliot is gonna be pissed when he hears that the show just went off in Richmond and they are currently playing elevator music

@EITMonline micro dose < heroic dose

@EITMonline Elliot would love to take the mushroom variety called Penis Envy. Very strong

@DirtyMoMedia Spot on. He spun out right onto the apron and immediately pulled off the track. If he would have shot up the track I get it. They were trying to make a boring race more exciting. No reason for a caution

Spot On or Spot Off? 🤔

@Jordan_Bianchi @jeff_gluck the most exciting moment of this race was Larry Mac not being able to pronounce “reservoir”

@Jordan_Bianchi 25% snoozer and I’m usually really positive about races but that was baaaad

@EITMonline I’m gonna make Tyler freak. I have a friend that hasn’t filed taxes in over a decade

America’s new tax mantra: ‘The IRS isn’t going to catch me.’ wsj.com/politics/polic…

@EITMonline We didn’t get married at a track but my wife planned our wedding and honeymoon around a NASCAR race

Tag teams for life. espnpressroom.com/us/press-relea…

@EITMonline Did Eric Lannon grow up?

Maryland man accused of several dine-and-dash incidents in the Baltimore area. cbsnews.com/baltimore/news…

@EITMonline I could see the mafia setting up fake non profits and running these games

How a youth wrestling club became a multimillion-dollar gambling operation. wsj.com/business/hospi…

@EITMonline The Moose Lodge in Colonial Heights has gambling machines in it

@EITMonline My wife is the heart beat vibrate because she has my heart. ❤️

I never text back – and it’s ruining my relationships. theguardian.com/wellness/2026/…

@EITMonline Is it cunt pronounced COONT?

Miss Manners: New last name is problematic. mlive.com/advice/2026/04…

@EITMonline I would never bungee jump in a third world country. Sorry, developing nation

@EITMonline I only listen to Elliot in the morning on the radio. No other radio music or show

@EITMonline my wife and I love Powhatan State Park programs. Shout out Ranger Mary!

@EITMonline 123 I got you on in Richmond class

@EITMonline there was a family offered $26 million for 500 acres for a data center and they refused the offer