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@jujupunte Man Utd 2-1 Liverpool

Let’s predict 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Lucky Winner 200k

@wealth_united_ Man Utd 2-0 Liverpool ✅

🚨: Whoever predicts the full-time score of this game gets $50 and a massive shoutout. Must be following so I can Dm you

@LegacySiu Modric

Guess the football player Very Hard

@Cunha__utd Anthony.

Gun to your head, bring one back.

@utdscope Tonali 👍🏻

If you could only sign one, who would it be?

@ManUtd Nobody gives a fuck

Jadon Sancho turns 26 today! 🎈

@Lea_EFC Anti football 0-1 Manchester United.

How shit are Manchester United btw 😂 Champions League contenders 😂

@Lea_EFC Haram ball 0-1 Manchester United.

Him again.

🛑🇸🇮 Benjamin Šeško has now scored 6 goals in 2026, 8 goals this season so far — his first season at Man United.

Best goal keeping display from a Utd keeper in a long long long time. Thank you @SenneLammensx

Absolutely haram ball anti football scum tactics from @Everton today. EMBARRASSING and that muppet Tarkowski as well.

@piersmorgan Clown.

I’m not claiming we have the best starting XI ever, I’m saying our 25-man PL squad is man-for-man the strongest in world club football history.

Red army 📛

@FabrizioRomano SIGN GUEHI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

🚨 Rúben Amorim on January plans for Man United: “It’s possible we do something”.

Garnacho missing his usual 5 big chances a game but it’s not for my football club anymore

@UTDTrey Rashford 40M Anthony £30M Garnacho 50M Sancho 15M Malacia 10M 145M

How much are we getting? -Marcus Rashford -Antony Dos Santos -Alejandro Garnacho -Jadon Sancho -Tyrell Malacia I think £170M

@FabrizioRomano Can we please stop this greed. I’m so sick of these tinpot clubs demanding 3x a players value. Mbeumo should refuse to play for that tiny club ever again.

🚨 The negotiations for Bryan Mbeumo to Manchester United remain underway. Direct contacts ongoing. Man Utd and Brentford discuss structure of the deal, add-ons crucial details as #MUFC remain confident. ✊🏽 Mbeumo informed all parties 3 days ago about clear desire: Man United.

@MarcusRashford “MBE” is refusing to take a wage cut to leave his boyhood club that he apparently loves? Get real. He’s a lazy greedy bast*rd. No bias no agenda. This mf was my password for everything. My favourite player. Never been so disappointed in a player ever.

@LamineRole Neville Irwin Ivanovic Zabeleta Lahm Zanetti Brown Baines Dixon Off the top of my head.

Has there ever been a single good white fullback in football’s history? Just one.