Joe Golden

I’m going to stop calling my bathroom John and start calling it Jim. Think about it, every morning I can say I’m so glad I went to the Jim this morning.

@TheHappySlut1 @ohhanxiety Same

@ohhanxiety Stand my ground

What would you do if this man was outside your door at 2AM

@Stacey_B_May You’ve seen it before, but this is the best darn hat for humid days.

Mainly clear tonight as temps fall into the 70s this evening (sunset at 8:13 pm ) to an overnight low of 70; partly cloudy, seasonably hot & very humid TUE...90 #tristatewx #EWNWeather

@DaleJr This was fantastic time to be a fan. Why stay up for the rain delay.

They'll pull the cars off pit road soon and quickly try to dry pit road. When I was in my 20s and 30s this was a fantastic time for a race.

@iadkeys Boy Charlize sure is toxic looking now. Gross

Charlize is still mogging Anne Hathaway even after Ozempic.🫠

@DanielleTrotta @SteveLetarte @DaleJr @jamiemcmurray @ShannonSpake @heymartysnider Are any rain delays expected? I bet the track crew is watching, radar looks like there is some moisture in Hampton right now.

TNT production meeting underway We’re Cup racing tonight Atlanta 6pmET on TNT 😎

@JustAli1981 I never pass the opportunity to tell a stranger when they smell nice.

Being told you smell good is one of the biggest compliments , tell me I’m wrong?

@peachontwitta And he was vaccinated

@Mudhenjoe That was too long ago to count, imo

“They go in 3’s” 🤞🏼

@peachontwitta For the happens in 3’s yes. But I can’t help but think it took some time to fine tune. It took Busch days, but Graham it was a snap of the finger.

@BadCovid19 Mi cuero tu cuerpo

Buenos días💜

@TheHappySlut1 No brown dog’s barking at the back door?

The diarrhea and parasite outbreak is big in Michigan and my mom literally said as we were headed out from the vacation condo “watch out for bears and lettuce!” We’ve encountered both but so far so good 😂

@sweatsntopknots Best wishes lil lady

Mama bear is officially in the OR for her three hour surgery. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Sausage gravy and biscuits for dinner 😋 What did you have?

@BadCovid19 I’d work you…. Ermmmm I mean work for you 😉

Sending my sluttiest pics when you’re at work so you remember who’s really boss

@peachontwitta wasssup lady! Hope you had a good 4th. You would have fit right in here yesterday. Both you and the day are HOT!! Have a great day.

@AVGirl4Life Ever shake a man’s hand sitting down.

Name ONE thing?

@Stacey_B_May This solar powered fan hat my oldest daughter got me for Father’s Day last year is a must working out on the car lots.

* Extreme Heat WARNING continues thru FRI * Mainly clear, very warm, & very muggy tonight as temps fall into the 80s this evening to an overnight low of 75; partly cloudy, very hot, & steamy TUE...95 (heat index up to 110) #tristatewx #EWNWeather

@its_The_Dr White girl is taking the class to the court of lessons.

Good thing she is so good and so Tough.

@Stacey_B_May Happy Birthday, Claire!

Happy 20th birthday to my oldest, Claire! She makes me smile and so proud! 🥰🎉❤️

@TheHappySlut1 @Thebiglade Buenas dias amiga!

@Thebiglade Spanish. Where I live it would be by far the most useful for bridging communication gaps. My dad became fluent in Spanish in his 70s so I maintain hope that I’ll achieve it some day when I have the time to dedicate to learning.

One language you wish you could speak fluently??