George Muema

@KyaloIntel He resembles *ndeke ya muthanga*

Ladies and Gentlemen One word for Hassan Omar, UDA Secretary General

@Wavinya_Ndeti Stop demolishing houses within airways area.

Championship Parade tunayo hatunayo 🔥 Ndovu aheshimiwe #COYG

@JCarhire Get me 1mn I get you 50k per month. Security my title for a kitengela plot to be held under simple deposit with a lawyer of your choice.

Show me an investment where you can put in KES 1.2 million and earn KES 40,000–45,000 per month consistently. Apart from car hire, I genuinely want to know.

@lawrencekitema But you were against arsenal winning the epl.

Arsenal have done it! 🏆🔴 The 2025/2026 Premier League title belongs to the Gunners after an incredible season of resilience, consistency, and belief. North London is red again! Congratulations Arsenal! 👏

@Broadbasedgal You need medication 💊. At this rate you will go mad.

Right now, a litre of Petrol in London is selling at 274.54 Kenya shillings while Diesel is going for 321 Kenyan Shillings Rigathi Gachagua is in London. Can he deny that?

@MissLingard14 Almost there. Mogina.

Burnley will bring Arsenal 's League Title Hopes to an end tonight. Mark this Tweet!

@JustKingss I feel the same after watching their game against Burnley yesterday.

I can bet my kidney that Arsenal won’t win the EPL trophy. Crystal Palace will humble them. Pep will win his last league title this Sunday before he says goodbye to City fans. Bookmark this!!

@therealantoh Why pay double while enriching Kasongo?

Dear,Matatu association, we understand you are fighting for us concerning the fuel price increase. However,we wish to inform you nyinyi ongezeni tu fare tutalipa. Let the burden be on us but wacha watu warudi kazi. We are willing to pay double. Thanks.

@Enan_Rwaboona 🐕

Call me a DOG if Arsenal beat Burnley tonight.

@ahmednasirlaw It will be very difficult to beat palace away. They have no cojones.

Arteta has destroyed the soul of a great Arsenal team...no zest...no drive...just useless passes...

@LegacySiu Three lions.

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD

@ChiamakaAFC Sweden

Guess the national team ? 👀 Level: VERY HARD

@therealantoh Uko fala sana.

Mbona hii maandamano ya matatu inafanyika tu Central pekee yake🤔

@Mabonga_254 @JoelJirane Baku. Capital of Azerbaijan.

@JoelJirane Sahizi ako Europe

Can an ordinary citizen petition to parliament to impeach a corrupt, clueless president?

@Mabonga_254 Yes. Very possible. But remember these mpigs are robots of the same president you want to impeach.

@kipmurkomen Sad and she never deserved to die for her stand on political matters. Albeit the anger against Ruto is loud. Don't provoke your political opponents. I can go to Kericho/sugoi and sing wantam. Chances I will be lynched.

I am profoundly saddened to learn of the demise of Ms Rachel Wandetto, which happened this morning at the Kenyatta National Hospital following a heinous attack by a vile and intolerant group of people. Her passing is deeply disturbing. No one deserves to be injured or killed for their political views or affiliation in this day and age. It should prick the conscience of those propagating politics of hate, violence and division. When I visited Rachel in the hospital last evening, her face showed resilience and courage. It is quite unfortunate that she lost the fight. We shall bring the perpetrators of this senseless act to book. Rachel will get justice. I wish to express my heartfelt condolences to her family and friends for this painful loss. The government stands with you in this time of immense grief.

@Mbithe_Mulinge Ati ulipata twins? How?

Hali iko vipi pahali uko?😊 Piga picha

@lawrencekitema Wekelea basi Lawrence.

Arsenal will lose tonight against Burnley, and that’s how Manchester City will win the EPL title this season.

@NelsonHavi She is protecting her inept Leader. Who has failed miserably.

The rare occasion when the tail decides to wag the dog.

@MillicentOmanga You elected this Kasongo who has caused untold suffering to Kenyans. Nkt

When fuel prices go up, fares go up, food prices go up,biashara suffers and Kenyans suffer ! Standing with matatu Operators, boda boda riders & taxi operators.. Uber,bolt etc Public transport is the engine of Kenya’s economy. Stop punishing hustlers. #LowerFuelPrices #MamaMiradi #MamaNairobi