The Man

@6bloccwalker @wildcat19911 @DarlingVonna @Variety This you?

@wildcat19911 @DarlingVonna @Variety Laughing at a dead person doesn't make you edgy or cool it makes you the anime watching loser that u are

Some of the Kevin Hart jokes cut from Netflix’s #KevinHartRoast: • “Kevin, you are so talented — but you are the worst cheater. With your build, I assumed you’d be better at sneaking around.” • “Kevin is one of the few comedians without a single allegation. When he found out about the MeToo movement he was shocked. He was like, ‘People are saying no to things?!’” • “Did you know that Kevin actually has a nonprofit for organ donation called ‘Heartless?’ That’s not true. But doesn’t that sound like some dumb shit he would do?” • “Kevin Hart is always on the worst platforms: Quibi, Tubi, the ones he puts on when he argues with his wife.” • “Kevin said he was only joking when he said he would throw a doll house at a gay child. But we invited Tony [Hinchcliffe] here tonight just to make sure.” • “Kevin, why were you hooking up with women in cars? If you wanted to cheat and get away with it, you should have gone somewhere desolate, a no man’s land, somewhere no one would ever go by any means necessary… like Hart House on La Brea.” • “Kevin, I was so disappointed when you did the Riyadh Comedy Festival because on a human-rights level no one should be forced to listen to your comedy sober.” Read more: variety.com/2026/tv/news/k…

@FloKoGOAT @JoeRikerEvans @_gsishere @FabrizioRomano Won 0 (zero trophies) also

@JoeRikerEvans @_gsishere @FabrizioRomano He finished 3rd and 2nd, he was by far your best manager since Sir Alex.

🚨🛑 Michael Carrick has accepted all conditions of Manchester United contract proposal. The agreement is almost done and it will be sealed THIS week, as expected. Here we go, soon. 💣🔙

@TheUTDHQ @StevenRailston Why are you singling out Casemiro... Shut the fuck up.

@utdreport Bruno was garbage

FT: Wolves 1-4 #mufc Manchester United are now joint-fifth in the league — a brilliant and complete performance from Bruno Fernandes and Mason Mount.

@Alvar76596Jerry @MrkelsGame @AllDAYZ77 Team authority vs team cena was good

@MrkelsGame @AllDAYZ77 That's the only good one post 2000's. Everything else has been either been booked poorly or just utter nonsense. Wargames is turning the same, but I rather not have 5v5 bs again.

Be honest — do you prefer the traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series match or the WarGames match? 🤔

@thesingularnick @utdreport We're not in the final yet. If any one can bottle a 3-0 lead, it's us. See Coventry last season

@utdreport I have no doubt we’re gonna lose every league game and absolutely smash Spurs in the Europa final

FT: Brentford 4-3 #mufc

@Political_Hoop @MomsPostingLs That wasn't the question.

I have some stories, lol. I had a chick pass out in my chair because she had taken something, and I didn't know. So I stopped tattooing her and told her to leave. She didn't respond, so I sprayed water on her face to wake her up. And she woke up for a second then asked why a came on her face.

@CrimeLdn Usual suspects...

Elm park Thieves..

@Friedrich__Wil @NoContextBrits Hardly one word.

@NoContextBrits Pls don’t stab me

Describe London in one word…

@JM10ii Stick to the comps. No one wants to hear your opinions.

@MutedIife @Sup3rbobb Why did he leave?

@robbietweets @ProWFinesse No you won't mark 😂

@MuhammedLUHG @ProWFinesse He’s literally the main reason I was tuning in. If they stick with this plan, I’ll skip WM; wouldnt be the first time and likely won’t be the last.

Never forget that this man tore his pec & still competed in a Hell in a Cell match. Busted his ass to become WWE's top face just to have his moments stolen from him. I genuinely feel for Cody Rhodes.

@maimansalim @ProWFinesse - Ole fan 🤢

@MuhammedLUHG @ProWFinesse Haha, even in wrestling, luhg people have the worst take 🤣

@cardgraderai @ProWFinesse You have autism. You're an expert of nothing.

@cardgraderai @ProWFinesse This you?

@Manila3298 @Carson____04 @ProWFinesse Roman main event like 4 times in a row as a baby face doesn't mean people wanted to see it. He was just overpushed.

@MuhammedLUHG @Carson____04 @ProWFinesse Saying this when the so-called “draw”Maine vented back to back when not deserving it

@Carson____04 @ProWFinesse No one wants to see the same main event two years in a row

@MuhammedLUHG @ProWFinesse Acoustic?

@BrandoUnited @seveneightnaim @utdreport No more crap unproven players

@seveneightnaim @utdreport Have you seen him play?

#mufc are monitoring VfB Stuttgart's Serhou Guirassy [sky]