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Has another player ever beaten the same team 5 times in one season?😭

@campbellclaret Glasner is from Austria

Meet my new 🇩🇪 teacher - absolute pleasure to speak at Football Beyond Borders with Fabian Hurzeler, and if you look over my left shoulder my other new 🇩🇪 teacher Oliver Glasner. Die beide sind sehr beeindruckende Menschen!

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!

Yesssss 🙌 @CPFC

Let’s go❤️💙 @CPFC

Supporting @CPFC 💪💪

Jaydee Canvot enjoyed that red card 😅🟥

Successful trip to Croydon for the Larnaca players Got the pillow cases from Primark yesterday..... ....and then picked up a clean sheet from Selhurst tonight 🫣 Sorted 👍🏻

Tag me in your scarf posts tonight. My favourite pic will receive this Fa Cup Winners bucket hat ❤️💙 #cpfc #bringyourscarftoselhurst

Glasner picking up another 3 points on the day he was banned from driving! #ThePalaceWay ❤️🦅💙

Can we a have a moment of appreciation for Clyne. Everyone lost their shit (myself included) when Munoz went off injured. Clyne came in, composed and put in a fantastic shift. Mr Palace and Mr reliable whenever called upon.

Adam Wharton makes the game look effortless. The ball loves his company. He always seems in total control of the ball and the moment, however closely he’s being pressed. Spurs couldn’t get anywhere near him. #CPFC #TOTCRY

Pedro Porro 😆

Hendo ❤️

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! #CPFC

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: This is something you have NEVER seen before in your life! The goal has been disallowed due to the NOSE being offside!

OFFSIDE! The goal is disallowed after Sarr's eyebrow is deemed offside.

@Mrjamieohara1 Justice for Sarrs nose

Omg we are doomed

Justice for Sarr’s nose!

We import the best players from around the world, absolutely baffles me why we don’t do this with officials. Get the best refs in the world to come over