Culinary Delinquent

@emily_tweets Chimkin Nuggets

Still undecided. 😬

Needs a name… In the running: Mac, Woody .. suggestions below please and thanks 🙏🐶

@VehementRedhead A few dead ones.

Are there ANY Republicans that aren't criminals?? news.yahoo.com/former-fundrai…

@VehementRedhead Soon to be 5, as Governor Hobbs of Arizona has OKed the AG to file a claim.

Here's a handy link for everything you will need to keep track of Trump's 4 indictments. #election" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">politico.com/interactives/2…

@Mollyploofkins Arizona Time

What time zone are you in?

@Meidas_LaurenA Pfft, christians.

Vampire child??? 🧛‍♂️😳 Archaeologists discovered a 17th-century 'vampire child' with a padlocked ankle in a Polish 'necropolis' graveyard. Anti-vampiric burial techniques such as this were used across Christian Europe starting in the 14th century. businessinsider.com/archaeologists…..

@OmarRiverosays The Federalist. Enough said

@gnuman1979 Double P traps? That's asking for a disaster

Okay who did this?

@TG22110 Bet someone that they could get likes just by sneezing 🤧

How to milk a tweet. 🐮 🥛

@TG22110 He's mad @ his hiccups 🤣

If you’ve already seen a puppy with the hiccups today, just keep scrolling. 🐶

@JayeForMI If he went to prison like he should have, he would be getting the mental help he desperately needs.

@Mollyploofkins Not in the rain

Socks with sandals?

@OmarRiverosays Fuct around and found out

BREAKING: The family of the Utah man who was shot dead by the FBI after making death threats against President Biden and pointing a gun at the FBI agents who raised his home release a shocking public statement defending his actions and claiming that he was too “overweight” and “elderly” to be dangerous. The stunning public statement reads, “Craig loved this country with all his heart. He saw it as a God-inspired and God-blessed land of liberty. He was understandably frustrated and distraught by the present and on-going erosions to our constitutionally protected freedoms and the rights of free citizens wrought by what he, and many others in this nation, observed to be a corrupt and overreaching government. Though his statements were intemperate at times, he has never, and would never, commit any act of violence against another human being over a political or philosophical disagreement.” The family also described him as “an elderly and largely homebound and overweight man.” It’s simply shocking that his family has the audacity to defend a man who had no problem suiting up in body armor and showing off his arsenal of assault and sniper rifles — and posting the following death threats against President Biden and Vice President Harris: “I heard Biden is coming to Utah. Dogging out my old ghille suit and cleaning the out off the M-24 sniper rifle. Welcome, buffoon-in-chief.” “In my dream, I see Joe Biden’s body in a dark corner of a DC parking garage with his head severed and lying in a huge puddle of blood. Hoorah.” “Perhaps Utah will become famous this week as the place a sniper took out Biden the Marxist.” “The time is right for a presidential assassination or two. First Joe then Kamala!!!” Of course, the family had the audacity to declare that he was “inspired” by “God,” and that it’s “understandable” that he made vicious death threats against a sitting American President just days before his visit to Utah. The family really took the cake when they said that he was too “elderly” and “overweight” to be dangerous — even though he literally pointed a gun at FBI agents and had an arsenal of high capacity assault and sniper rifles. Please retweet and ❤️ to thank the FBI for protecting President Biden and Vice President Harris — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a woke new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: tribel.app.link/okwPIHYCIqb

@7Veritas4 Jail time now?

Less than 24 hours after being admonished by a black judge in DC, he goes full grand wizard on the Fulton County DA and her community.

@TG22110 Strawberry eclair

You can only choose one.

@TheSGTJoker @VehementRedhead And by her I mean him.

@TheSGTJoker @VehementRedhead Lock her up!

Clarence Thomas has committed more tax fraud and tax evasion than Hunter Biden.

@CalltoActivism Fugazi seeks his minutes in the limelight.

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My X icon still has a bird and it's still called Twitter.