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Orla Smith

@MummaSpud

Just another girl who wants to rule the world at any time or place

Bristol Katılım Şubat 2012
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Out of office on. Holiday mode engaged 🛫🧳🌅
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Sunshine, music & roadtrips. I bloody love summer 🥰
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I don’t think I am too far away from him making me breakfast in bed 🤞
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Not to brag but Dylan got up, came down the stairs, done his breakfast, Eleanor’s breakfast and fed the cat so I can have a lie-in. I mean. I’ve raised a fuck-awesome child
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@Benno_1983 Omg I’m so jealous you had him reply to you! What a childhood dream come true 😱
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@RL_Stine Thank you for taking the time to reply, he’s going to be over the moon! These books were a huge part of my childhood and I’m so glad he’s continuing the tradition. Thank you for the stories and scares!
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Handing down my @RL_Stine Goosebumps books to a new generation. They might be 30 years old but he loves them as much as I did!
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This time in two weeks 🗽🇺🇸🚕🏙️🌉
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Today and tonight was one of my hardest as a parent 😞 Tomorrow is another day, hopefully a better one 🤞
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So blessed to be a woman sometimes. Can’t wait for the scraping of my cervix 👍🖕
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Can’t believe the wife is pissed off because I got her for Valentine’s Day. A one person hot air balloon ride across the USA. Thought I was being nice but guess not 😝
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Cute things Eleanor has said: Prawn Coptail crisps - Prawn Cocktail crisps. Shepbuhomie - Shetland Pony Stay tuned for more hilarious mispronunciations!
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Just the doctors being 45 minutes late, it’s so fun keeping a kid entertained for that long
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Dreamt I went and got four new tattoos last night. My subconscious is clearly telling me that’s it’s new tattoo time right? Who‘s in?! 😂
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Love the fact I’ve gotten Dylan into Sonic on the switch. I can remember most the levels too. Proper nostalgic
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Ah here we are. The trusty being unwell after jabs in the early morning situation. Didn’t wanna sleep anyway
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Do you only sell w-windows or do you do d-doors you d-daft wanker 🤣 #WhiteGold
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@RWTrappe @bjnovak Can you? Omg. I might have to get that too. Honestly he crying with laughter every time he picks the book up. Cheers mate!
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@MummaSpud @bjnovak 😂 Alex is obsessed with it. There's a version called My Book With No Pictures where you can write in your own nonsense words that we've enjoyed doing, was only £4 👍
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Dylan looks the book with no pictures. He cries with laughter every time and then wants to read it to me. I bloody love it @bjnovak 😂
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Not one to toot my own horn, but that was a cracking roast if I do say so myself
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This insomnia thing ain’t fun is it? Are you supposed to just lay there and pretend to sleep even it’s clearly not happening or should I start a new hobby? Oh decisions, decisions
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