Orla Smith

Out of office on. Holiday mode engaged 🛫🧳🌅

Sunshine, music & roadtrips. I bloody love summer 🥰

I don’t think I am too far away from him making me breakfast in bed 🤞

Not to brag but Dylan got up, came down the stairs, done his breakfast, Eleanor’s breakfast and fed the cat so I can have a lie-in. I mean. I’ve raised a fuck-awesome child

@Benno_1983 Omg I’m so jealous you had him reply to you! What a childhood dream come true 😱

@RL_Stine Thank you for taking the time to reply, he’s going to be over the moon! These books were a huge part of my childhood and I’m so glad he’s continuing the tradition. Thank you for the stories and scares!

Handing down my @RL_Stine Goosebumps books to a new generation. They might be 30 years old but he loves them as much as I did!

This time in two weeks 🗽🇺🇸🚕🏙️🌉

Today and tonight was one of my hardest as a parent 😞 Tomorrow is another day, hopefully a better one 🤞

So blessed to be a woman sometimes. Can’t wait for the scraping of my cervix 👍🖕

@AntonyAttree @Michael180Smith @bcfc_smithy I’d actually be really happy with that tbf! Either him going or me - either way, I’m good! Haha x

@Michael180Smith @bcfc_smithy ! I thought this was your post! I can see @MummaSpud ‘s face now x

Can’t believe the wife is pissed off because I got her for Valentine’s Day. A one person hot air balloon ride across the USA. Thought I was being nice but guess not 😝

Cute things Eleanor has said: Prawn Coptail crisps - Prawn Cocktail crisps. Shepbuhomie - Shetland Pony Stay tuned for more hilarious mispronunciations!

Just the doctors being 45 minutes late, it’s so fun keeping a kid entertained for that long

@_vickypowell_ LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

Dreamt I went and got four new tattoos last night. My subconscious is clearly telling me that’s it’s new tattoo time right? Who‘s in?! 😂

Love the fact I’ve gotten Dylan into Sonic on the switch. I can remember most the levels too. Proper nostalgic

Ah here we are. The trusty being unwell after jabs in the early morning situation. Didn’t wanna sleep anyway

Do you only sell w-windows or do you do d-doors you d-daft wanker 🤣 #WhiteGold

@RWTrappe @bjnovak Can you? Omg. I might have to get that too. Honestly he crying with laughter every time he picks the book up. Cheers mate!

@MummaSpud @bjnovak 😂 Alex is obsessed with it. There's a version called My Book With No Pictures where you can write in your own nonsense words that we've enjoyed doing, was only £4 👍

Dylan looks the book with no pictures. He cries with laughter every time and then wants to read it to me. I bloody love it @bjnovak 😂

Not one to toot my own horn, but that was a cracking roast if I do say so myself

This insomnia thing ain’t fun is it? Are you supposed to just lay there and pretend to sleep even it’s clearly not happening or should I start a new hobby? Oh decisions, decisions