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Father Of Frankenstein Time Magazine 2006 Person of the year #SendNudes #NeverGrowUp

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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
I love my Frankenstein.
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@combatsporrt Floyd and I love bud I saw him become undisputed at 140 but Floyd. Probably a very low output fight and a snooze fest for casuals
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combatsports@combatsporrt·
Prime for prime, who yall got winning? 🤔
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@AmazingPopPod You couldn’t have used a different picture? Did my man dirty as fuck
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@BrendanSchaub I stopped after the first question…it’s bc the money is in boxing lol. “Whyyyyy don’t they come to mma?” The moneys in boxing you stupid fuck. Derp derp.
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Brendan Schaub
Brendan Schaub@BrendanSchaub·
Out of all the combat sports is boxing the easiest? Think about it Francis v Fury (close fight), Rico v Uysk (close fight) how would boxers do if they came over to kick boxing or mma? Does Jake Paul reach the highest levels if he chose UFC or kick boxing?
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@tedcruz Are you trying to act like this is good? $4 a gallon is where you want to pop off? Jesus Christ these mother fuckers are out of touch
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Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz@tedcruz·
Just filled my tank. In Texas, gas is $3.99 a gallon. Hey Gavin—the problem isn’t Chevron, it’s California’s stupid energy policies….
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Oh it’s everybody’s first day today that’s crazy
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA·
The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Ive woken up frantic twice in the last week thinking I over slept for work. It’s the worst feeling and there is no going back to sleep after that adrenaline spike
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Nobody lingers like old white Christian women, Jesus H. Christ
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Subnautica 2 feels a bit overwhelming at first and I’m a professional Subnautica player
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@elonmusk When I think you people couldn’t get any dumber lol where are all these films about major historical figures portrayed by black people? Movie characters have been played by whet people forever yiu never said a peep but when a mermaid is played by a black girl that’s too much
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Lol I made very specific bets tonight. I had multiple that had Rhonda winning by submission in one round 😂she won in 16 seconds by submission
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@Subnautica I’m one of the biggest Subnautica fans and I can’t play it because it’s not on ps5 and I’m hurt
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Subnautica@Subnautica·
Over 1 million Subnauts have already dived into Subnautica 2 🤯 We can't thank you enough for your support!
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
Tyler’s gf left a plastic bag full of other bags of candy on the table and when I got home Frances was cowering. She ate two full bags of gummies. She does something naughty like once every two years so she’s not in trouble but she’s still proceeding with caution.
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Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale·
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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Jaime munguia hasn’t been a champion for 7 years?! Jesus Golden Boy really is a bum ass promotion
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Muppet Fart@MuppetFart·
@terencecrawford That may be true but you’re a Cornhusker fan so does the 3 weight undisputed make up for that? 😬if anything that balances out to being a mediocre human. You a regular Joe, Bud. Lol
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Terence Crawford@terencecrawford·
What’s better than being Undisputed? Being Undisputed two times. What better then being Undisputed two times? Being Undisputed 3 times in three different weights.😁😁😁 now argue with yo momma.
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