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@murderlizard

@MurderLizarde

Armed with a deadly weapon. The ability to call you a berk.

Queensland Katılım Ağustos 2023
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Marty
Marty@ethicalmartini·
That time when a washed-up Aussie comedian, who's suddenly back in the news, turned up to The Block auction off his face and accidentally bought a $3 million property he couldn't afford and his wife was really pissed off.
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Shorn@Lance_Pchocco·
@ethicalmartini Dave Hughes hasn’t had a drink in thirty years.
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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
@FootscraysFine1 Meanwhile earlier in the evening the whatever news channel said they were going out the alternate exit. It’s not like these clowns broke a story. It just wasn’t worth pursuing.
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Angela
Angela@AngieCrid·
This is Tayla @arundelltayla Tayla is a One Nation supporter, who feels persecuted by her peers on X. Meh... Never spoken to her, yet I find myself blocked. Did she do that before or after posting a snowflake word salad at me? If Tayla wants to limit her viewing to those who seek to please her, that's her prerogative. Posting abuse at people and blocking before a response is also good training for her career with One Nation. Winning all round, really!
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David Shoebridge
David Shoebridge@DavidShoebridge·
Thirteen hundred of you took the time to complain to the NACC about their appalling mismanagement of the Robodebt referral. This is how the Commissioner talks about those complaints. How utterly shameful.
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SunderlandLollipops 💙
SunderlandLollipops 💙@SunderlandLolly·
I love this so much. What a refreshing change from the inflated lips, paralysed foreheads and botox at 25👏 👏 👏 👏 #RachelWard
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rebecca of New Farm Heights 🌈
I was thinking of applying for a part time job at Bunnings but then I thought that would involve dealing with the public as well as having to turn up to work at certain times that may not suit my lifestyle so I decided nah, fuck that for a joke.
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Suzee Q
Suzee Q@SusieM414141·
She’s made a very good point here. Why is the majority of Autism cases in males? It’s too prominent to even deny the numbers. We must figure out how and why it’s happening at the rate it is.
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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
@viciousSid111 It’s muh individual rights as a veteran and a maaaan. It’s your own responsibility to pull yourself up by the bootstraps even if you gots no fucking feet.
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Sid Viscous
Sid Viscous@viciousSid111·
@MurderLizarde Wonder how he’d go saying that to one of the 550k Americans who go bankrupt each year from medical debt?
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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
@AngieCrid @Sarah_Alice_X Trans misogyny exempt. It’s contentious,I think, because it’s dismissive of some people’s experience. I do not have a life jacket to get into this depth.
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Angela
Angela@AngieCrid·
@Sarah_Alice_X Can someone please tell an older person what TME is meant to mean? FFS, I have enough trouble keeping up enough to be polite and respectful...
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SarahExMachina | Soft Spoken Changes Nothing
Yes it makes you bigoted, because it relies on an entirely fictional notion of privilege that doesn't work because society would have to see them as men first and not trans. Hope this helps.
Wulfhilda@wulfhildaa

Alright chat, I genuinely want to hear your opinions on this. Especially the transmasculine and intersex folks. Would using the term “TME” make me look bigoted toward transmascs and/or intersex people? And would it matter whether it was used as a noun or an adjective?

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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
@Galsen_24 Why are your coolers so weirdly aggressive straight out of the gate
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Westaf
Westaf@Galsen_24·
🚨 "I didn't hit a single car." Ma'am, you are literally in the back of a police cruiser for a hit-and-run on THREE cars... and they have you on video. 🤦‍♂️
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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
@TheMaskedUnit It feels like an extra kick in the dick after #robodebt all of them should go to jail. Be fired. Be fined. Be accountable? Something? Fuck me sideways.
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The Masked Unit
The Masked Unit@TheMaskedUnit·
@MurderLizarde Imagine being so blatantly useless, in such a well paid, taxpayer funded role, literally designed to tackle corruption. The cunt must have zero shame.
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@murderlizard
@murderlizard@MurderLizarde·
The rest of us can barely go to work and ‘just do our jobs’. Meanwhile this cunt
Ronni🧂Salt-WhoWroteGunnawahYeahThatOne@RonniSalt

If you're wondering how the recently resigned #NACC Commissioner, Paul Brereton, spent his time in his $800,000 p.a job, at least some of it was dedicated to writing to the Inspector General about some individual called, Ronni Salt's, twitter activities. After the first #robodebt decision failure, we encouraged people to exercise their democratic right to complain about that decision to the Inspector General of the NACC. Commissioner Brereton tried to head these many hundreds of incoming complaints off at the pass, by writing to the Inspector General and attempting to categorise this factual information dissemination as "spam" (one assumes in an attempt to weaken the validity of incoming complaints) (foi credit and thanks: Kangaroo Court)

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