SpaghettiMurder

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 will NOT be releasing on the Nintendo GameCube.

@GodRules_HQ Isn’t this the guy who got jerked off by a lady Bigfoot?

I remember this guy's YouTube channel. He has the head of bigfoot. His dad apparently shot and killed him and kept the head. Pretty crazy!

@JakeRammos Homosapien

Delete one animal from earth.

BREAKING: Pentagon is expected to begin declassifying all records related to UFOs and extraterrestrial life via the domain aliens(dot)gov, at the direction of President Trump.

@ThrillaRilla369 “What’s the dealio?” Sick of hearin’ that shit.

An overused word or phrase that needs to be retired in 2026

@BattlefieldInte Saiga 12 and MTAR

Name ONE Battlefield weapon any game you NEED back in Battlefield 6 Which One ?

@FreedomOfArtNow @Detective__17 @realkartkilla @downbadcomment Fingering your sister it sounds like

@Detective__17 @realkartkilla @downbadcomment My fingers are busy with something else.

@IfindRetards Vote

What's something people do that automatically makes them retarded?

@Whiskey_Rob @Y2John84 You shut that thing down and WE aren’t gonna be held responsible.

@Y2John84 "Try to understand, this is a high voltage laser containment system. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city."

If you know what this is - beautiful, you're hired.

@MagneticNorse Company driver detected.

The last fuelbender Bet his bathroom is spotless

@BattlefieldComm @Battlefield By far the worst fucking game you’ve ever made.

@MissUndoomed The Ills Of Modern Man- Despised Icon

I have a theory to investigate. I need your help with the most metal metal songs you can think of. The more aggressive the better!

@IfindRetards Nissan Altima

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@UncleSnake79 @bom36010 @VorosTwins Was literally about to say the same exact thing

@bom36010 @VorosTwins Dum dum dum dum dum dum

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@RocketeerDriver Everybody has a butthole though…..

Hot take: Having no augment should result in having no safe pocket.

@TheRustedGear Loot needs buffed. Some get the bp on first attempt. I’ve gone through hours without finding shit.

Is the loot worth the risk?

@WilliamShatner Sort of a bummer, captain. You?

How was everyone’s day?

@rawsalerts Again?

🚨#BREAKING: Officials say that Tiger Woods has been involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island Florida. They say His condition is not immediately known at this time.

@SouthDallasFood @BurgerKing Minced onion rings……

No seriously what the hell Burger King?

@chefdonnyy Looks pretty fuckin cool though. So there’s that I guess

Not a mechanic but this can’t be good… got the red ring of death