Murdock Murdock

@RoyalFamily "your-so-fffucking-lllame. Llllaaaaaaaammmmee. Biiiiiitccccchhhh. Fucking wwhhhoooooooorrreeeee. Laaaaauuuuurrrriiieee. BITCH! (click!)" (Dialtone) 9-7-6-3-8-4-5...."Hi is this Freddy? SUCK MY DICK! (CLICK!)"

@RoyalFamily keep looking. I can't believe what your willing to do just to get a MORSEL a crumb of what I got to see, the full motherfucking monty. He doesn't have a dick. He's got a pitchfork though "nice prop!" Man he fucking hates me so much he just "gots to know!"

@tntdrama I haven't watch ur channel since u did "Frankenstein" in the mid 90's but that interpretation of Frankenstein is all time BEST. I LIKED early Frankenstein, but your Frankenstein just had to "keep it real" like that didn't he? I fuckin love that I hate him, he was right!

@RealJamesWoods KILL HER.

@CIA how about a gigantic popcorn machine that spits the flava all over fresh hot popcorn like powdered cheese caramel, chili lime popcorn muy caliente! "Indeed!" It gonna be bedlam no security but I don't wanna wAtch TV I need to see this shit. Quantum©. "Yeah I said it SO WUT!"

@CIA Shaq? Good. Charles? Ok! Lebron James. 👎. I'd put money on it.

@CIA still good as GOLD these 2, IM TALKING REAL NASTYS. WHEREVER!

@CIA "get outta here you guys, your GOOD! Oh you wanna job? SURE!"

@CIA if Quantum broke it. I verrry comfortable. Mines funny and pretty fucking light compared to. Most. For many it "that one thing" they couldn't shake, or didn't even try. We're not talking about thoughts or journaling but actionables. With Jesus they got "all day" not man tho

@CIA "Quantum Honesty" anyone? How about a nice tall iced mug of Quantum Honesty Lite. A Pilsner I gather. Clear, crisp, COLD AS ICE, THE TRUTH. "TRUTH? WHATS NEXT..." That's not you driving tho. Still. You can ride in the back. It's better than the trunk! I mean I'm comfortable

@snowyxq1 I forgot. happens when I look at him oh ok. Nice belt. Looks like they emptied gator farm to make that! He so fat when he orbits Uranus its tossed salad&8 apps in real time. No dressing he likes his roughage dry. "I like Ceasar" he sez, hold the croutons! "Moogoo-gaypan!!!" C.M.

‼️ Be Honest: What was Chris Christie's Biggest achievement❓

@realDonaldTrump I got so far ahead of the old man I ran got 4 pack of "NATTY DADDY" for Billy B Bison. Its the mother brew Natural Ice. I used his horns again got Billy all fuct up on Natty Daddy 16oz beer bongs. I mean hey, this guy's a Buffalo! Buffalos have feelings, too.

@realDonaldTrump he then punched the bison right in the face the broad of his face. Then he told it to stand still "This is America" and so we punctured 2 12 packs each in a row making berr bong holes in the cans and shooting them down as fast as we can.

@realDonaldTrump He landed sitting up then he "took the controls" away from the bison and he He-Manned it for about 10 yards. No. He just landed on the ground and busted his leg pretty good. Nice guy tho! Buffalo just needs some Busch and hell be alright. "Pussy too!"

@realDonaldTrump LMK.

@realDonaldTrump I need a genuine "Dan Thresher ESQ." YOU GOT LAYING AROUND. cuz that's wut they do. "Ahead of the game" type thing. Lay on brother.

@Zorythegoth A, I.

Describe me in two words 🥺

@RoyalFamily What'd you do? How you get all those employees to act like Mike Pence? "Huuuh? 25th or 35th? Its past my bed time BYE!" "Well done!" With pickles! Your not "cheesey" people but you will literally grind up and consume every single part of the pig on a map.

@RoyalFamily "Comment."

A message of condolence from The King and Queen following the passing of His Highness Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Father Amir of the State of Qatar.

@RoyalFamily "GROVEL GROVEL."