Marcus Moore

@TheCaptainSauce You'd feel much better if you play SoM. Give the people what they want!

So I'm sharing this now to let ppl know I never stopped loving YT, I'm not quitting, I'm not dying, I'm just finding a balance and quietly doing my own thing. Today's video is the first of what I hope will be a few uploads per week. No promises. Thanks for still being here 🍅

I'm sure a bunch of viewers will come here looking for why I haven't uploaded in nearly a year so here's what's been going on:

Residency 2.0: it's like 1.0, but with more years!

@TheCaptainSauce Secret of mana

This platform is nothing but porn bots replying to videos of war crimes so I often find myself going weeks without knowing what to say.

@passittobulis Tocchet out, Messier in

What is the absolute stupidest reason the #Canucks “important” 11am press conference could be about? Give me your dumbest theories.

@as_per_danielle @thepiehole I love hand pies!

I tried the new Langley @thepiehole today. Spinach and Feta Handpie was good. The side mashed potatoes & gravy were real! Very tasty. My piece of Fat Elvis pie was smooth peanut-buttery, decadent chocolatey banana goodness. Will def be back.

@TheCaptainSauce You could have cleared 2 driveways with a little SoM action

My parents are 70, retired and live off 1 pension + savings. For Christmas, I subscribed them to a snow clearing service. Instead of waking up to hours of shovelling this morning, they found a clear driveway. I couldn't do this without all of you supporting my channel. Thank you

Thin crust pizza is my favorite healthy choice

@TheCaptainSauce Did ya get him?

Elderly Newfoundlanders have the uncanny bravery needed to cross 6 lanes of foggy traffic in the middle of the night while wearing all black.

My favorite Christmas song is long December by the counting crows

@TheCaptainSauce Sounds like you need me to fill in

I have so many videos to make and a lot of friends/family to see over the holidays. It'd be really cool if I could stop catching the latest cold or flu and being bedridden for weeks at a time.

@TheCaptainSauce I have a solution for you ...

A YouTuber story in 2 parts.

@Murdocks1943 And corgis

The biggest scam of all is that as you pay off debt your credit score goes down

@TheCaptainSauce Wtf and still no secret of mana play thru

9 years on YouTube 🥳🍅

I think we were the only ones giving out fun sized chocolate bars last night. If we keep giving out full sized bars kids will have unrealistic expectations about the future.

@TheCaptainSauce Know what other game has better cutscenes???

23 years ago and still some of the best cutscenes in gaming

@TheCaptainSauce Sounds like you need to discover the secret of mana

Completely disconnecting from Twitter for a few days was fun but I'm ready to return to constantly being force-fed the worst humanity has to offer.

@as_per_danielle @tyhigaki Truly didn't know they had all the answers

@tyhigaki @Murdocks1943

@TheCaptainSauce Cut your hair

Tomorrow's video is 25 minutes of the most fun I've had recording in years. I really tried to cut it down to my usual 15-20 but there's just too much new content in an old favorite.

@as_per_danielle Looks pretty normal to me

Damn too mature