Conor Murphy

Can't play golf... Time to learn how to lucid dream so I can play in my sleep. #BedtimeBirdies

This shit made me want to go to a crowded dance club and kiss everyone.

@HDtheTVman Did your team make the Tourney this year? Thanks for the commentary.

@MurfDogGuideDog Just an objectively brutal take.

Everytime St. Thomas Academy has won state, there has been one goalie on the team that wore Vaughn pads... Just saying.

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.

It’s in my DNA 🧬 Happy #InternationalCatDay 🐆🥅😁 @NHL @CanesNHL @IHaveNo5Hole @VaughnHockey

Bend it like Hoffman.

We’re no longer the most disappointing end to a season!!! 🙃 #GameOfThrones

Not even mad. Just disappointed. #ShameofThrones

Just started watching Veep and that show is a hoot.

The face of all the parents that named their kid Daenerys, Dany, or Khaleesi #GameofThrones

Drogon all of a sudden is rated 99 overall...

I just hope this ending is better than Lost. #ShameOfThrones

The Night King is coming. #GameofThrones

I am not emotionally ready for GOT tonight.

FUCK THIS

Atta boy Glocks.

@jwallick22 1st... My save % was the highest in the modern era.

@MurfDogGuideDog People forget you were the 2nd best goalie in state

Edina might as well just be the Lannisters...

@jwallick22 You're a funny man Wallace

@MurfDogGuideDog STA could use ya