Ashley Murray

Make Self Made your Superpower

@Brink_Thinker Those were the days

Be Honest.. Did parents really just let their kids wander the neighborhood all day with no phone and just say... be back before dark?

@Sixty60_Tweets Nope. The issue is with your laborious process to try get back into the app. This shouldn’t require jumping through hoops. It happens each time. Won’t be wasting my time again. I suggest getting your systems department to reengineer this.

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@TinekeYounger01 Still there and we can see your drafts

Non-Americans, can you still see American accounts on TikTok or are they gone?

@BEisenhart Do you remember when Botox and filler came out? All the uproar. Now it’s the norm for some. Same concept

Ozempic is out of control. The amount of people who I know that are like half the size they were 6 months ago is blowing my mind. I hope we don’t learn of some bad side effects down the road.

@KatyKatt77 Interested to know if you tip nurses?

My son had a table last night who ran him absolutely ragged with a $200 check and left him… (wait for it)… a $4 GD tip! If y’all can’t afford to tip your servers like they deserve, you can’t afford to eat out! He’s a college kid, not your fucking servant!!!

@FedhealthMed If you cared about heart health you would create systems that allowed clients to contact you

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@AxxessInternet how is it you can have an entire area down and not have any communication to your clients ? #whereistheservice

@DoctorTurtleboy Why add cute? Misogynist much 😩

Here's a breakdown of the 12 jurors: 1. Man in 40's 2. Woman in 60's gray hair 3. Young woman around 30, cute 4. Woman with brown hair, 60's 5. Bald guy with glasses in 50's, looks smart 6. Asian guy with glasses in 50's, looks smart 7. White woman around 30, glasses 8. Man in late 30's 9. Blonde woman in 40's 10. Lady who looks like Rita 11. Big friendly looking guy who I felt bad for because he stood up a lot and looked uncomfortable 12. Asian guy with bowtie None of these people has any particular tells like the 3 eliminated jurors did, so I have no idea which one is holding this up. If I were to guess, I'd say 2, 3, or 7.

ChatGPT enters Strike mode

@elonmuskADO Nope. It will always be Twitter.

@Pennywise20183 @ArtfulTakedown They came together. The people seperated

@ArtfulTakedown i don't understand the deer. If the blue print was man made, how did the deer do what they did. little confused

Leave The World Behind on Netflix is not about Teslas. It’s a representation of our society here in the United States. Its a warning. It’s a sped up blueprint of how to defeat the United States. If you watched it and your reaction was “meh” or “hated the ending” or something similar - then you didn’t understand anything it was trying to say.

@TAKEALOT #takealot. Having a giggle at takealot’s byline saying they were voted favourite. When? 10 yrs ago. Currently highest complained about Company. Cannot even handle their DM’s. Roll on #Amazon. Goodbye TAL

@MikhailManuelCT Great news. Hopefully corporate SA will support this by not enforcing the no work no pay rule as so many innocent people affected. Stand together

We will say it again! No matter how crucial something is for the economy and country, doesn’t mean that it is above the law. Disruptions and violence will not be tolerated! #TaxiStrike

@TAKEALOT Buyer beware. Proceed with utmost caution if considering buying from #takealot. They do not honour their terms & impossible to get resolution. #scamalert

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@TAKEALOT #takealot continue to misrepresent their service offering and impossible to get resolution. #unethicalbusinesspractices #MamongaeMahlare @MamongaeMahlare

@ElieJarrougeMD Wait till you hear about Botox

The way people are rushing to get Ozempic, Wegovy, or Mounjaro to lose weight without thinking about long term risk, side effects, sustainability, and exit strategy to stop them without gaining all the weight back, is very telling of our sad culture of instant gratification.

@IowaCapDispatch You continue to tag me, the incorrect person.

The White House is unveiling a plan to combat the growing threat of drug overdose deaths involving the combination of fentanyl and the powerful sedative xylazine, approved only for veterinary use, @MurrayAshley reports. iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/07/11/whi… via @IowaCapDispatch

@terraform3r @IowaCapDispatch You are tagging me and clearly have the incorrect person 😌. Please double check your tags

The U.S. Senate blocked a measure Wednesday that would have reversed a Biden administration rule allowing limited abortion access to service members through the VA, @MurrayAshley reports. iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/04/19/abo… via @IowaCapDispatch

@terraform3r @IowaCapDispatch You’ve linked the incorrect person