#ThatMan_Mgadi

@RealKingJohnson should be the next weeks UnderDog #slikourOn #malini

@BoomerangSbosh It has always been that way.

WHEN A BITCH SAYS THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER MOM IT'S BECAUSE HER MOM WON'T LET HER BE A HOE

Filters and eyeliner saving these hoes.

College goes 0-100 real quick. You'll go from chilling for four weeks to having 3 tests 5 quizzes 4 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days

I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me

Do you ever start writing a tweet and halfway through you’re just like “nah”

I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the fuck out of our kids.

: When I Was Born I Had To Choose Between A Big Dxck And A Good Memory. But.. I Just Can't Remember!! #ForCryingOutLoud!!

The only time people aren't on their phone is when they're sleeping or having sex. That's it.

People will be more inclined to like you if you ask a favor of them -- This is called the Ben Franklin Effect.

According to the Hypergamy mating theory, a woman will always have the instinctive urge to leave her partner for someone "superior."

The songs "Marijuana" by Kid Cudi and "High" by Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa are both 4 minutes and 20 seconds long.

There was a time in myself where I thought having unprotected sex with an HIV negative or positive person would get you infected with AIDS.