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Supongo que nunca encontraré a mi persona y estaré sola para siempre.

On this here good Friday I recommend some of y'all go to church and have your souls power washed by the word of lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Siri was suggesting I watch porn in the morning sybau bitch like mf doesn't know I go to the gym on Sundays

@ulovewendy They've been going at it for a minute😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 SAY IT

I just got some bad travel advice dude said "if you want to save money traveling to 🇵🇷 you should travel to 🇩🇴 and for $80 you take a flight to 🇵🇷" firstly I'm🇵🇷 I pay full price to visit my country, secondly with taxes it's the price as a one way to🇵🇷.

@ulovewendy This is the same dude who disagreed with Ron Funches, when Ron said "outkast is my generation's The Beatles" payaso.

I might just unfollow you for this cuz what in the entire fuck

@ulovewendy Coffee is life people are not

I googled “what can I do to reduce cortisol in my body” That shit said reduce caffeine, go outside & build a strong relationship Man fuck you

Ngl looks like one of those couches you see at an art exhibition

@ulovewendy 😂😂😂

YO 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the way “on yo dumb ass” made me fuckin scream

Everything sucks now I'm tired

Ok food is ready I'm happy now

PSA Women of the world if you're gonna make your man “social media” official, make sure that nigga hairline and shape up don't look like Michael J Fox cut it Dios mío que ridículo.

I'm sad now...

Pensando...

Y'all remember when AT&T was Cingular?

@ulovewendy @instagram Which one? The one where they comment and it goes straight into the DM's? or the one where they comment on the story and you see the speech bubble in the corner?

Dear @instagram , if you give me the option to turn off comments in my story & I choose said option why tf can they still comment? That’s not how that works bro! FIX IT

@ulovewendy This was my favorite candy growing up

So plz leave me alone

@ulovewendy Facts dot com

When you find the lie plz let me know

I saw a video on tt of people fighting over the trader Joe's mini tote bags😂😂, I have one😂, shout out to the white people in Yonkers for being chill about it.