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@interesting_aIl If her favorite color is pink, I'm getting pink roses.
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Hasan explains the difference between Miami Cubans & Cubans in Cuba
“Cubans, best ppl..so kind, so welcoming, just the absolute best..all the good cubans stay here & most of the ones that are crazy just like flew up there”
“I had a really funny experience..we get in the uber last night..Marche & I were about to discuss that we're gonna be flying to Cuba, talking about plans..I was like Marche don't say anything..I noticed that the dude in the car was a Miami Cuban..and then I just asked him, where u from..oh Cuba..I asked him what his feelings are..he said Donald Trump needs to finish the job”
“It’s just such a strange cognitive dissonance to experience”
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@dinosaurs1969 Nothing compared to their Discord logs two years in the future.
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First in my bloodline to ever read a sentence like this
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Kanye West is set to perform at the 2026 Sperm Racing World Cup halftime show
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@justalexoki Size doesn't matter if he's circumcised, or so I've heard.
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@dinosaurs1969 The kid is going to outgrow these before he's had a chance to wear every pair once
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@FearedBuck Prints those fuckers out like a serial killer with news paper clippings.
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@TiffanyFong Solving the housing crisis by creating more homeless veterans
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