Mushy Michelle

Referred to Steve Martin as "you know, the guy who plays the banjo now." They thought I was mad! I stand by my description. #MushyLives

Bah haha! Debra, I truly forgot about this one. Thanks for the laugh! Pass it on! It's the truth. I swear it. twitter.com/admasst13/stat…

If there's a GIANT line, how's about we not use the Hertz counter as a tour guide. People making new friends while I'm trying to get a car.

6hr flight to L.A. and I've got babies on all sides! 2 in front, 1 in back, 1 to the right. THANK YOU @Bose for your existence. Click. Ahh..

@Marie_Lanza Remember when your trainer made my elbow look like a snake that swallowed a baby elephant?

@KarlosDanger1 Hi J-Mo!

New @Tiffany_Granath show today for #TheFishbowl members and #TheDirt tomorrow! #DiveIn #Radio @funkfm connectpal.com/fishbowl

@frictionmike Thanks Mike! I just used the term 'Pennsyltucky' the other day. True story.

I awoke this morning to the BF (loudly) singing a classic New Kids on the Block song. This is my life.

Observation: So, apparently a percentage of my followers have naked body parts in their prof photos. :| #stillgotit #dulynoted #cantunsee

Thx Dennis! QT“@HARDTIMES1957: @MushyMichelle glad to see your back hope to hear you on the fishbowl soon”

@MushyMichelle yay!!!! Mushy is back!!!!!

First Tweet: I'm admittedly an over-user of the word "amazing" and exclamation points.

Hi friends...Mushy is alive and back on Twitter! This is going to be amazing!!!

@pbrPoohBear I lose an hour on my birthday??!! This is preposterous!!!

@SGTJohnD Hi Sgt John. :)

Today I am unsure if the weather matches my mood, or if my mood matches the weather.

Tonight I answer that age old question... DO blondes have more fun? ;)

@mirandali @RunnyMcSweat @HClayton3 Weeeeeeeee!!!!

@SGTJohnD @ProducerMarie Ha ha! Not THAT timewarp!