matt h (senioritis era)

Challengers (2024)

E-Brake Larsen

You better not be charming coffee bag horse when I get home. Me:

“It’s a funny instrument,” says tuba player Matt Healy. “I think people have this idea that it’s a pretty goofy thing, which it is, and I love that, because I’m a pretty unserious person. As a 2023 @UMN_Music grad, he played music from jazz to classical. z.umn.edu/8yi3

Proof

Living in Minneapolis just means that you show up on Kare 11 sometimes 🤷🏻‍♂️

Making a frozen pizza while rewatching The Bear

@Komaniecki_R Drinks on me if you come to the Caribou across from the Gopher Stadium before 7pm

In Minneapolis for a half day to get baby’s passport. So many old haunts, so little time.

@Komaniecki_R We had this tune called “Scalp ‘Em” and our BD thought that was too violent so he asked us to come up with a new name, so we named it after the least interested member of the class. To this day it’s still called “Jamal’s Jam”

Forget about your Zodiac sign, what was your favorite song to play at sports games in high school marching band

@slaymaiden When your name is on there 😔😔

NOTHING like a glass of cold water.

@IsnTbel When I’m ready 😔

I woke up and there was a ferret in my window well: a thread 🧵 (1/?)

@enioeyment Didn’t make it less true 😔

“You don’t look like a college student, you look like you own a bowling alley” -woman at the bar regarding… me

There was a ferret in my window well 🧵(3/3)

I woke up 🧵(2/?)

Imagine you get broken up with in 1960 and Coltrane drops Naima

@rockybond42 Sources are saying it’s back for good

the caribou knockoff boba is back, i've been waiting for it for years

Who up Akhnatenposting?