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Thank you for changing my life.

They thought 14th in the home league table standings were gonna hold off April-May city

The way guys were talking about the possibility of us dropping points today😭 you’d think Everton were 4th in the table and not below Chelsea

@Agwerooo @Tarunraps Cats hyping our record with Nico G in the XI like we never used to lose on xG every match

@MuskCaughtAP @Tarunraps november-february period when you knew we’d bottle a halftime lead no matter what 🕊️

some of the most dogshit hoops we've watched since 2015

@kaiiesque Pretending we weren’t just doing Rodri and Nico G debates in gc for the timeline

@MuskCaughtAP Tears you're alive bro?

The 2 worst players in the premier league.

Kevin De Bruyne - 2017/18 Premier League Campaign

@Tarunraps 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@MuskCaughtAP arteta is genuinely so dogshit, he's gonna lose the title to THIS

@heruarchives Mentor of footy💙

@yyusufadz Tried nonchalant gimmick but almost bussed when Cherki skinned Gabriel

@MuskCaughtAP thought u don’t like post KDB city

Pep Guardiola on @BernardoCSilva: "If I talk a lot, I will cry. "Just I can say, 'Thank you so much, from the deepest of my heart, on behalf of this club, what you have done'. Bernardo has proved that football starts from here [the brain], to the feet. And that guy is not the fastest, quickest, but knows exactly in every single moment what every single action requires. Never injured, always committed. "Last season defined Bernardo for me; when everybody was not there, always he was there, suffering the first. His mentality. And he has one thing that is important; always he sees the positive things in the life. That's why his life will be so happy with his wife Ines and the kids, he will be so happy because always he's positive... "He deserves the BIGGEST recognition. When you write 'LEGEND', you have to write in capital letters, because he has been. For every single game during nine years! "He's a special, special player. All I can say is where he will go, the team will be SOOOO lucky to have him!" 🩵

Haaland has gained my respect for how he’s acted towards Gabriel since that 2-2 match last season, no performative shit just did his talking on the pitch

@Chragic_ @AbdullV0 Highkey got smoked but the players pulled through

@AbdullV0 @MuskCaughtAP Get him

I’ll never ever forgive the pep out lot

You’re forgiven for Porto 2021 .@kaihavertz29

@ibrahmcfc When he does a high foot and acts shocked when the ref sends him off😭

@MuskCaughtAP He’s already activated dirty tricks on Cherki it’s coming

Never forget they wanted to hand this dog a POTY

@yakobper90 Nah he’s gonna be proven right when one of eze and Madueke try act nonchalant and leave someone unmarked for the next goal

@MuskCaughtAP How are u not nervous?😭

City fans on my timeline pretending they’re gonna lose because some random bloke chose to sell water bottles outside the stadium

@killeures La ligass teams are actually a good viewing in the UCL at least

@MuskCaughtAP We watch the same LaLiga games? Also, the banter is the point of fútbol. Laligass has zero motion.

I'm just so jealous. Laligass just doesn't have this type of motion/game We are so far from them.