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🚨 BREAKING Carney just announced $270 million more for Ukraine. In Armenia. At a European summit. Canada’s total to Ukraine: $25.8 BILLION Remember, just this week he also cut: $1.2 billion from mental health $600 million from long-term care $500 million from rare disease drugs These are cuts to seniors and sick Canadians at home. Let’s not forget that 2 million Canadians are using food banks & youth unemployment is at 18% He said “all of Canada is behind Ukraine.” All of Canada is also behind on groceries.

@joeroganhq Me, my cousin Terry, my old neighbour Bruce

Drop your top 3 dream guests for JRE.

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@KeepitSocal @puffco

I was possibly a little too high at Korean bbq

@medicalgrower42 @Winston_420s This is poison! Promoting such unhealthy “food” is despicable!!! Weed is so much safer than this poison!!!!!

@Winston_420s made me some slow cooker cheddar bacon corn!

@medicalgrower42 Fugs and their pugs, love it! Silly puppers

I'm relaxing with the Pugs today!

@medicalgrower42 Tell us more Mr Science……

Weed is incredibly safe, you can't fatally overdose on it, and serves as a fantastic replacement for opioids, alcohol, benzos, and other hard drugs, cutting risks while managing pain, anxiety, and more.

@PrestonMcMurry @BartsWorstDay @bogan_feet Fucking incredible

@MustPlayNice1 @BartsWorstDay @bogan_feet Dad trying to find the Northwest Passage. They'd just flooded the lake a few years before, so whatever river it is he was trying to find was hidden in the forest of lake trees. We camped there for a week. Swam across lagoon to fishing boat wrecks; play with Cree kids.

Browns Flat rest area toilets. Sophisticated art, handy place to dump stolen cars, drug addict needle bin and toilets blocked with paper and shit. RATE THE TOILET

@PrestonMcMurry @BartsWorstDay @bogan_feet What the hell were you doing in Easterville??! What a deceiving name, sounds lovely…. Easterville, bunnies and eggs and candy oh my!!! Wild dogs, feral natives, underground whisky sales, home made shotguns oh my!!!

@BartsWorstDay @bogan_feet Wish we had social media in 1971: Easterville, rez in jorthern Canada, no plumbing, outhouses on break water. No holes. When poo piled up to ass level, they’d move the outhouse over a few feet. 3 ft. piles of poo, all aling the breakwater! @MustPlayNice1

@Fw_BigDreams Why? Do your drugs before you go in. Loser hippy

They need to make movie theaters you can smoke weed in

When Your Boss at JP Morgan Won't Stop Sucking You Off

@_StonersRUs_ I’m embarrassed for you.

“If you won $100,000 on the lottery what would you buy?” Me:

@Gavin_McInnes You should support the Expos if you were truly loyal. French fruit

Loyalty

Many of my friends are selling alcohol and weed products to their audiences. I created some products that are legitimately good for you. I didn’t invent the supplements we use. They are backed by science. I’m proud that we are selling a product that can actually help people.

@medicalgrower42 Same goes for man ass. Mmmmmmm!!! Sweaty swamp ass!!!

I love the smell of weed!

@anishmoonka Wrong. He fled to South America and lived happily and healthy

The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

@allrockmusic Hootie and the Blowfish. Only correct answer

1994, Which album would you choose?

@Ravenismeee Same thins as the last time you asked. Dipshit. GFYM

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE ???

@medicalgrower42 Stoners are lazy losers. I’ll stick to prayer thank you very much.

Smoke more pot!

Alcohol is the real gateway drug, you hypocrites! It's the legal poison kids try first, melting inhibitions and leading to harder shit while killing way more than illegal drugs, yet we glorify it and demonize weed.