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@7_introvert_7 @mae2h lol, how did the ancients understand it when they come at first. Just leave some things the way they are bro

@mae2h Cause they’re ancient and Moderns. Reincarnation at its peak!

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

@blond_ish @mae2h That have been around you even before they are born, they stay tender during that period to understand the consciousness of where they are born and act with the norms and the culture

@mae2h i have this theory they are intelligent aliens until they gain human consciousness

If this appears on your timeline just repost it. #EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

This is me during my Shell Recruitment Day in November 2011. 1hr after the whole day group interview, I got the phone call I can never forget, “Congratulations, they all loved you. When can you start?” If you have an upcoming group interview where they put a bunch of you together in a room and give you a task to work on together, then sit up. I will tell you my secrets. I don’t need them anymore and it can help you land your dream job. They are what I used during my SRD. I have given the same playbook to many mentees who used them to land their dream jobs in various companies. So, trust me, this works. A 🧵

@HARBIOLAH8320 @olasebotifeg Na bad weather dey Nigeria ?

@olasebotifeg Na the same 1kidney you deh load with Igbo everytime. The guy no value him life at all ooh! He go think say nah by good weather: ignorance sha! lol

“my house in Lekki always pain me till tomorrow, i told Sula that this GLE, i’m suppose to be driving it in Lagos. i’m suppose to be having fun with Wizkid and Burnaboy by now, i brought Tunde Perry to limelight and i’m not beefing him. he really tried for me when i got shot, he stayed with me, he was the one who signed for me at the hospital. i have only one kidney now…” - Oloba Salo says.

@eltamaqo @Ayomibolaji38 @GKPearls @OneJoblessBoy And if you can’t see anything including the new two lane road just commissioned in ilesha. You are just here for your stupid clouts

@Ayomibolaji38 @GKPearls @OneJoblessBoy Ilesha for a wedding and later Osogbo.

DEJI ADEYANJU: Fuel is almost 2000 naira, and people are still calling the president 'master strategist'. Master strategist in what? SHEHU SANI:

@serialwinnar @Ogbenitom Shey you dey do POS ni

@Ogbenitom Update Update ... If you like no learn o

This guy's skit is top notched and always the funniest 😅 Get an interpreter if you don't understand Yoruba.

@Proud_Aboki @SukanmiR You no see any other caption, na death death

Imagine you died in 2 minutes, and the last thing you shared was Qur’an

@Cool_Ustaz Allahu Akbar

YOU WILL NEVER' REGRET TYPING ALLAHU AKBAR ☝️

@TonykumT @MFaarees_ Who owns the scriptures ?

If Jesus wanted he would have saved himself but how then will the scriptures be fulfilled? Jesus came to fulfil what has been prophesized about him. Don't forget when they came to arrest him, one of Jesus's disciples cut off the ear of one of the high priest servant with his sword but Jesus touch the servant's ear and healed him instantly. He even told his disciples not to fight on his behalf unlike allah. That's divine power. Jesus brought the dead back to life. Someone with such power can save himself if he wants but like i said earlier his mission wasn't to evade his death but to fulfil it for the salvation of humanity.

You literally believe that the Jesus created all that's in the left picture, yet he couldn't save himself from humans who crucified him!

@sbq_lodia @contentmints Suratul Baqara verse 223

@contentmints Someone should quote the Hadith pls

If this isn’t a joke, then let me renew my faith: I bear witness that there’s no god worthy of worship except Allah, and Muhammad is His messenger. How come our prophet knew all these things?

@TheSilvapr "They spend around big boys to get around their cliques but one thing they don't know is that those boys see it as famzing. You can never be one of the boys you don't build with " 📜

@marcnarh99 @YusufAsunmogejo See a bigger dunce here, do you even understand a word in Arabic without using translator

“He found it” “It appeared to him” These two phrases are stark opposite of each other. When something has been found, it’s the stronger form of the verb “to see” which means the thing has been seen and can be touched at the same time. This is direct opposite of the phrase “it appeared to him” which means “illusion” or abstract feeling in a certain state or condition. Since it’s impossible for one word to mean opposite of its meaning “Sahada’s” cannot mean “it appeared to him at the same time. It looks like @YusufAsunmogejo is the real dunce

You are a dunce 😂😂😂 That verse narrates the geographical journey of the great ruler Dhul-Qarnayn. At least look at the specific Arabic word used in the text: وَجَدَهَا (wajadaha). This translates to "he found it" or "it appeared to him". The Quran is not describing the literal cosmic mechanism of the sun. It is describing the sunset from the subjective visual perspective of the observer (Dhul-Qarnayn) who reached the westernmost edge of his journey. He was standing at the edge of a landmass looking out over a dark, murky body of water. Just like when you stand on a beach in the evening and look at the horizon, you say you are watching the sun set into the ocean. Everyone says this. Does that mean you literally believe the star which is composed of burning plasma just splashed into the Atlantic? No. You are only describing a visual perspective from where you stand. Olodo 😂😂😂

@SenAlkali Baba what can you clearly state as a beneficial transformation you made under your ministerial appointment since 2023. At least you all shld remember the day no one will follow you to your final abode and none of these fleets will be taken there. Be responsible and work diligent

PRESS RELEASE ​MINISTER OF TRANSPORTATION RESIGNS TO PURSUE GUBERNATORIAL AMBITION ​The Minister of Transportation, Senator Said Ahmed Alkali has officially tendered his resignation to the Presidency. This move follows the presidential directive requiring all political appointees seeking elective offices to step down from their current roles. ​The Minister is resigning to contest for the governorship in the upcoming elections. In his letter, he expressed deep appreciation to the President for the opportunity to serve, citing significant progress made in the transportation sector during his tenure. ​The President has accepted the resignation and thanked the Minister for his dedicated service to the nation. ​Signed: ​Umar Alkali Jibril Special Assistant, Media and Publicity Office of the Minister of Transportation

@Walidbukar10 @Prezain_LJ You would enjoy firman AC better, no be lie and it’s also generator friendly

@Prezain_LJ This is not nice. I just bought Hisense now. X algorithm sha🥲

I have four ACs at home, two LG units, one Hisense, and one Midea. In the office, I use Panasonic. I haven’t used Royal, so I can’t really say much about them. From my experience, Hisense is the worst of the ones I’ve used. It works better at night, takes time to cool, and once the power goes out, the cool air disappears almost immediately. The best AC, in my experience, is Midea. Within about five minutes of turning it on, the whole place is already freezing. Even after a power outage, the room stays cool for quite a while.

@jamesok83759905 @7signxx You are still dumb with this write up because an easy search for knowledge would avoid you from all these but you chose to unlearn and relearn. You decided to believe on your own wrong perspective

@Musty2906k @7signxx You worship an arab fake god that’s see you as nothing but a slave and I’m the dumb one? if you say so

Just another Mossad agent carrying out his duties...

@festus1501 @stretfordsprt I pray your family is treated like the one of people in Jos before this year Christmas and I hope you come up and type this rubbish again. You will all bite from this cake either your wife or children but you will see it with your eyes and feel it

@stretfordsprt Oloriburuku ni e ati gbogbo idile e. Ko ni da fun e

Well, he might not know the meaning of useless, if not, he won't say a government that sorted ASUU issues that lingered for over two decades useless, if he knows the meaning of that word, he won't call a government that initiated student loan a useless government, if he knows the meaning, he would have known that the government that has turned all regions to construction site as a result of road revolution is not useless. Yes, there are killings but the government is not quiet about it, has killing just started in Jos? Has terrorism just started? Making it look like all these started after Tinubu came to power is irresponsible. @mrmacaroni, you can write all the epistle you want, it won't change the fact that Tinubu will be reelected in 2027

@Waspapping_ Why don’t we mas report these people intsead of having this unyielding talks all the time

So you’re okay with Peter Obi moving from APGA to PDP to Labour Party and now ADC, but you have a problem with me changing my mind and supporting Tinubu? God punish your papa. Bastard

@jamesok83759905 @7signxx You people are so gullible and dumb I find it hard to reply you all but I always pray you all have a bite from the cake they are serving soon as possible

@7signxx What is his mission? telling the truth?

@rajimos @7signxx I know you know the truth but anything religious against Islam is your joy, I pray you see the truth from the realities of casualties they are causing and you be a firsthand when it is finally happening to your people

@7signxx Anybody condemning this guy because of his speech against terrorism in Nigeria is more wicked than a terrorist and it's your type that the security agencies should be arrested for questioning.