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I donated to the kickstarter to buy this country

@SharxieK also i feel that whole game is just a massive punishment and by the end the main dude is like dehydrated and crazed limping like shepard at the end of me3

@MutantTaurus Oh yeah absolutely. Pretty much every action flick or game in existence greatly underestimates the amount of damage that a sudden stop does to your body. This one just stuck out to me because of how genuinely visceral the snap on that line was. Like it didn't even sound soft lmao

Spec Ops: The Line amuses me. Like yeah man we just survive this shit. Its cool bro. We got an Adamantium spine. Fuck it. Start shooting shit.

Adult veggies tales be like im kaling myself because my sprouts wont stop watching corn

if i respect that pussy is u gon tell on me

liberating myself from societal expectations and becoming a fat disney adult>>>>

I love my wiry pubes they get stuck in my boxers and I pull them out like Aslan's thorn got pulled out

The urge to do this when no one listens to me

calling people ableist when they make fun of my limp dick

its ableist to make fun of erectile dysfunctional.

its ableist when binches reject Me

i truly truly truly deeply hope that people who upload textbooks online get whatever they want in this life for as long as they live

i kinda find it unethical of professors who talk about inequalities to require a $70+ textbook

@hfbaefhvdibsagl @b1tesnails Cut boy ?

@b1tesnails @MutantTaurus

tag a cute boy below 💕

the toilet paper crumbs are my favorite part babe

i wanna go off into space all by my kitten-self and stay there forever

my girlfriends tampons are all gone but she doesnt know that i put them up my butt to stem the tide of poop as i go and buy tampons for her all day

woke mainstream with rw cultural critics was genuinely the best our society has ever functioned