Mexican Warren Buffett

100%. Anyone under 25 shouldn’t touch it for the simple fact that if you become a habitual user you will stop progressing. In everything. No it’s not going to kill you. I know that. But it will sap your will to do anything to advance yourself as a person. The first 10 years after school are the most important in your career and you need to be motivated and busy if you want to be able to relax later on. Then you can smoke as much as you want.

Divorce lawyer James Sexton reveals a client won $50,000,000 and his wife immediately filed for divorce “He won the lottery he used to play the Powerball and he won like $50 million so after taxes it was $25 million and he was beyond thrilled until he got told yeah she gets half” “He was like wait why I bought the ticket I’m like you are one person in the eyes of the law if she won the lottery you’d get half of it,you won the lottery she gets half of it” “he was suddenly very motivated that maybe we should stay together but she was like I get half of 25 million and I don’t have to deal with you anymore see ya”

boobs are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

$10,000 is not a lot of money.

Kids that weren't even alive when the Xbox 360 came out are trying to convince you that the red ring issue wasn't real.

the hottest thing a man can do is stfu

every friend group got The Ancient One