My 80's Self . . .

Breakdancing in my bitchin' crimped hair to Paula Abdul's Straight Up. Airhead!

Right now, me and Bettlejuice are wiggin' at an Enchantment Under the Sea dance. Book It!!

Today's outfit: over-sized, grey Flashdance sweatshirt with a large neck opening, a Nintendo and exercising out of the house to Madonna's Like a Virgin.

Today's outfit: slap bracelet, a Nintendo and time-traveling out of the house to Madonna's Like a Virgin.

My 80's self is time-traveling to Blondie's Call Me! Bad to the bone!, The Punks.

Today's outfit: over-sized, grey Flashdance sweatshirt with a large neck opening, a cassette tape and time-traveling out of the house to Depeche Mode's Just Can't Get Enough.

My 80's self is dancing to R.E.M.'s It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)! Sick!, Don Johnson.

Today's outfit: punk, a cassette tape and breakdancing out of the house to Duran Duran's Hungry Like the Wolf.

Ice skating in my awesome shoulder pads to Phil Collins's In the Air Tonight. Truly Outrageous!

Transformers! Clap on! Clap Off!.

Time-traveling in my polka dots shoulder pads to Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart. What a ditz!

Wiggin' in my puffed eye-liner to The Romantics's What I Like About You. Step Off!

Matlock! Mental.

What's for dinner: Potato Skins and E.T. with Veronica Sawyer. Whatchu Talking Bout?!

My 80's self at this moment is playing Popples at an Enchantment Under the Sea dance with Pac Man. So bogus!

My 80's self at this moment is eating a Capri Sun with Number 5. Excellent!

My 80's self at this moment is watching Blade Runner with Mr Miyagi. Don't have a cow!

Jelly bracelets! Lame.

My 80's self is dancing to Run DMC's Walk This Way! Step Off!, Molly Ringwald.

Rappin' in my rainbow batwing sleeve dress to Blondie's Call Me. Sweet!