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I literally would not be surprised if everything John Titor said is true. No lie is topping reality at the moment.

Are we just not gonna talk about the moon launch?

@adambuckingham6 @Magneta_Ray @Every1smellsbad @ForgottenStoner @StormriderStory @JazzLikesToGame @liz_juliet Yeah being able to get from point a to b quicker is definitely nice! Public transport is convenient but it has its cons

@MyAlyNameIsHi @Magneta_Ray @Every1smellsbad @ForgottenStoner @StormriderStory @JazzLikesToGame @liz_juliet There is plenty of public transport in the UK, but there are limitations, like it's reduced in the evenings and traveling to my parents houses only takes 15-20 minutes in car vs 45 plus in a bus, I've tested it, plus neither of my parents will drive around after me. 😄

With Easter going up I would like to share the best Easter that I ever had, it was 20 years ago in 2006 where I bought an Xbox 360 with a 20 gig hard drive with Perfect Dark Zero, Dead or Alive 4 and Kameo, I also bought anime like Madlax vol 1 and Ah My Goddess vol 4.

@adambuckingham6 @Magneta_Ray @Every1smellsbad @ForgottenStoner @StormriderStory @JazzLikesToGame @liz_juliet That’s okay. Public transit is the norm there, no? I didn’t get mine until I was 21 but here it’s a rite of passage at 16 lol

To top Easter 2006 for me, I finally passed my driving test after four attempts at 22 years old, I only learned how to drive because my mummy made me. 😁 @Magneta_Ray @Every1smellsbad @ForgottenStoner @StormriderStory @JazzLikesToGame @MyAlyNameIsHi @liz_juliet

Celebrating Hannah Montana isn’t just honoring a show  it’s a full-circle moment for me. HM was the beginning of the life I know now. The bond my fans and I share is as rare and beautiful as this whole journey has been. I adore you all and love you deeply. This anniversary special is a gift from me to younger you, my way of saying thank you for your loyalty and for growing with me every step of the way. This song says it all… “Younger You (from The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special)” out Friday.

@_sorrengailll If you wear them everyday and don’t buy them organic I feel sorry for your coochie 😭 all them chemicals!

To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new underwear every week?😭

@KeruboSk That was us trying to come up with a name that starts with A but isn’t common or stupid sounding 😂

Why do our phones show us ads for stuff we have thought about but not spoken about? That is creepy 😂

Literally all I want right now is to wake up from my full nights sleep actually feeling rested 😭

I have been sick on and off for 4 weeks, if I get mastitis right now it’s going to be my 13th reason! (For legal reasons this is a joke)

It’s crazy that TN is trying to pass the death penalty for abortion yet nobody associated with Epstein is even being investigated??? It’s almost like they want women to keep having babies so they can give them to these traffickers

You know who isn’t in the files? Our Queen Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Nevermind the wild child phase, shit I’d have one too if almost everyone around me turned out to be baby eaters

Going through the archives… so many memories 💖 xoMC

@Melo_Malebo When baby comes out and the contractions stop 👌🏻big relief

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

When your friend asks you to explain the #EpsteinFiles and you sound batshit crazy saying insane shit that actually happened out loud. We all sound crazy. I can’t believe this is real

The girls who actually peaked in high school are the mean girls that think everyone of us did. But shit, I am and have been at my summit for a hot minute. Being not only a mom, but a cosplay mom is my moment.

This is what they want us to think they are focused on when there is child cannibalism going on? Our government needs to get so real, real quick.

Kim Petras releases her new single, “Pop Sound,” which is only available on YouTube after the singer was blocked by Republic Records to release it on streaming platforms. The track is the first from her upcoming EP that will have 4 tracks released one per week.

Every nation needs this law.

Best comment of the week?!!! 😎😎😎