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The government started poisoning us the moment pineapple started going on pizza. #poison #killingmesoftly

@ansel_alyssa6 Same. Like girl, chill. You’re 2 and know like 15 words total, how are you trying to have a full conversation at 6:00am 😭

Alright @tacobell Sign my daughter up for your marketing team! Taco Two-sdays are our fav!

The less likely to pass health inspection, the better the Chinese food

The amount of parents that base their worth on the amount of presents under the tree for their children is mind blowing 🤯

Serial killer series, snacks, sex, and snow.....the 4 “S”s to make the perfect Valentine’s Day weekend ☺️❤️

@alykazambam @____tmoney This should be in her Tinder Bio 🙄

Having @____tmoney as a best friend means her constantly losing service on the phone with you, texting you saying hold on, and then never calling you back🙃😅

@ansel_alyssa6 Okay, me here for the tea 🐸☕️ but also here to say you are in process to upgrade. Let them have that free salsa. Girl, get your cheese dip 👏👏👏

Will never shop with @Walmart again 🙃 Cancelled my order a few hours before pickup. I ordered it yesterday 🤬

@McDonalds be a part of this nation’s healing. Bring back the jalapeño mcdoubles 🙏☮️

@McDonalds Be a part of this nation’s healing. Bring back the jalapeño mcdoubles 🙏☮️

@____tmoney Righttttt!!! The woman owes me nothing, so no hate. The man that I built a home with owes me every thing so that’s where my hate would go 🤷‍♀️

Same, but I hate a man who is willing to wreck his home.

One week of maternity leave left, bittersweet because I love my job and am walking back in with a promotion but I’m not ready to leave my babies yet 😢

When you and your homies share an Amazon account 😂@____tmoney

@VanityColumbus give this woman a shirt! 💙💙💙

@elizardbeth116 🤣🤣 I love it! Congratulations!!!!! 🎉🎈🎊🍾

Y’all, I got engaged while wearing banana crocs after a romantic drive-thru McDonald’s dinner. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. I never thought I could be this happy.

@ChipotleTweets ‘s carne asada is a complete game changer

Just so you know you don’t have to get on that bus, I’m an Uber driver 😉

@TimesRecorder Still ran the article I see... shame on you @TimesRecorder Absolutely no respect for the family!

Officials believed 24 individuals were involved in conspiring to aid Ryan Adams after he shot and killed 44-year-old Kylee Lindell on March 31, 2018. zanesvilletimesrecorder.com/story/news/201…