Every punch comes with a post. 𓈃 NOT @LoganPaul.

I like days where I’m sitting alone to be with my thoughtfuls. What does sucksess mean to me? I think having a zillion likes on my workout posts. I’m trying to be a social anxiety influencer just like my boyfriend.

@PredictABigBang I think so, but at least you know then when you give me brain, you're tasting the rainbow.

@MyFullPrimeJob Is my brain thinker than skittles???

Liquid hydration, straight from the source.

I always tipped in history class, because it’s important to know about the pass. We might’ve not had Earth War III, but everyday at the gym is like Earth War Theory.

@PredictABigBang @Fact I guess you could say I am, because I do the exact same thing with mine.

@Fact @MyFullPrimeJob Are you an elephant??

Male elephants will often use their penis as a 5th leg to support their weight.

@PredictABigBang Oh, and maybe on the beach?

@MyFullPrimeJob On the corner of my bed?

We could go again like three, four times.

@PredictABigBang Thinkin' 'bout what we did before this verse. 🤫

@MyFullPrimeJob So good it hurts.

@PredictABigBang Show me how low you can go.

@MyFullPrimeJob On your face this time?

Lifting waits like my life defends on it. 💪

@PredictABigBang I'm just being a good boyfriend, not only from behind either. Let me spot you from right underneath.

@MyFullPrimeJob You’re always looking out for me, especially from behind.

@PredictABigBang I watched every second of it, and don't worry, your shorts didn't split down this crack this time.

@MyFullPrimeJob Did you want to watch my squat routine again???

@PredictABigBang Where'd you put those keys?

@MyFullPrimeJob I’m going weak in my knees.

Hey, cute jeans.

@PredictABigBang I can't take no more.

@MyFullPrimeJob Oh, golly gee.

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