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Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry!

We're making your nuts our business.

We've got high standards for low places.

Every time I thought it wouldn’t get worse I was proven wrong

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@mcdonaldcomedy Stay away from powder Michael!

Maybe it’s my age. But when I vape cocaine it feels like a cheat.

Me getting rid of my powder after buying my first tube of Happy Nuts...

Batwings: (n) When one's scrotum sticks to the inner thighs due to sweating in the groin area. This situation can be nicknamed 'Batwings' because the image created by this scenario can resemble a bat and its wings. (@urbandictionary) Get Happy Nuts. Your nuts will thank you.

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"I'm FINE" No you're not. You decided to use a powder deodorant and now you're a mess. Take a BREAK from powder and try Happy Nuts. It applies easily as a lotion that dries silky smooth, keeping you fresh all day long.

@TMZ Working out in the Florida heat??

Floridians Protest COVID-19 Gym Closures W/ Push Ups & Squats Outside Court dlvr.it/RWRcpw

@BradleyMartyn @zoo_culture Can't wait to sweat again! Just not too much

I cannot wait to open up my gym again. @zoo_culture

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Telling a Woman She's "Got Balls" Has Been Ruled a Term of Endearment in the UK barstoolsports.com/blog/2402132/t…

Wet balls...not ideal!

@TMZ There truly is no justice in this world.

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@TexasTechFB @BarstoolBigCat @TrigDraws We hear it gets pretty hot in Lubbock...

Tomorrow night. 😤 🍔#WreckEm🍔

@Nastythehorse @JJWatt @_TJWatt @DerekWatt34 Lets go!

I’m on the hunt! @JJWatt @_TJWatt @DerekWatt34 #theycallmenasty

Have a FIESTA for your COJONES! Happy #cincodemayo from your friends at Happy Nuts!