Mitch B

I don’t normally make it on CBS during the Colts game, but when I do...I’m two sheets in the wind.

Dan defending his Simpson vs Mendoza take on the @PatMcAfeeShow . He’s not beating the SEC mouthpiece allegations.

@Mrebonite In that case, bring on the gutter guards!

@MyManMitchB Mitch- this is what happens when your football team wins the Natty! 😝

Am I the only one tired of the sales people at the hardware store? No, I don’t need gutter guards nor HVAC service. This is the third time I’ve seen you today, Susan. This already embarrassing enough for me.

@HoosierBoricua lol I just had this very same conversation with someone at the airport. …and you know what? I’m okay with plateauing in the first month of the year.

what is life what do I look forward to now

Dylan Raiola after Dante Moore’s decision:

@PrettiBoiJJ 60%, eh? Sounds like somebody did a 23 and me lol.

Colts w/ Grigson (2012-2016): 1.)49-31 2.)3 playoff appearances (3 wins) 3.)2 AFC South titles 4.)3 seasons above .500, 0 seasons below .500 Colts w/ Ballard (2017-?) 1.)70-78 2.)2 playoff appearances (1 win) 3.)0 AFC South titles 4.)4 season above .500, 5 seasons below .500

@RomeovilleKid I’ll just leave this here without context.

#Colts GM Chris Ballard says he thinks LBs Zaire Franklin and Germaine Pratt had "pretty good" seasons.

Over here running on Emergen-C and DayQuil. I’ll be damned if I’m going to be sick on Christmas.

When I’m trying to access a modem remotely and guess the password correctly the first time:

Nobody: Zaire Franklin in coverage:

Hoosiers by 10.

The Fever are taking a page out of the Colts playbook. Let’s string our fans along to sell some tickets (e.g Luck & Clark). 🚮

@iangaravalia Short hug > No hug

Hey @MyManMitchB, just for today… our weekly hug shall be shorter than normal

Trying to get tasks done at Lowe’s while simultaneously avoiding these gutter guard folks is becoming a hassle. Let me buy shit I don’t need in peace.

@dustinlaugel @NWLATournament @CircleCityWiff I didn’t expect to create a core memory this “late” in my life… But I did because I shared that “DIRT” jersey with you. You’re the man, @dustinlaugel ! I appreciate all you guys!

Post @NWLATournament i say a prayer of thanks and throw a strike in the backyard. 5 years ago doctors said i would never throw again and i refused to accept that. My time at @CircleCityWiff has been amazing! No matter the odds, keep that head up and never give up on yourself!

Tall, left-handed, lanky, great hair, elite mustache; just a few of the many ways to describe this absolute gem of a man. One of the great arms of CCW makes his way on the Yardwackers to stud it up in his third NWLAT appearance. @MyManMitchB

My favorite way to watch the ESPN halftime show

20 minutes away from getting a voucher. Being stuck on a plane AT the gate for 2.5 hours (and counting) is torture.