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@MyRedIsBrown
A 36 year old nobody what likes other people's work and tries to make people laugh because that makes him happy. Please laugh.
WV Katılım Mart 2017
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@ToxicWeave Meanwhile there's a pretty severe memory leak issue with menus on bedrock thats been there for well over 5 months that's yet to be addressed.
Keep up the good work, Mojang
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@skitzpad Im a 36 year old man and here's why I'm choosing to sit naked in the dark eating peanut butter straight out the jar with my bare hands.
Everyone's reasons will be different, but here are mine.

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everything has to be an identity that needs to be publicly broadcast to thousands of stranger online in 2026
The Woke Salaryman@wokesalaryman
Everyone's reasons will be different, but this is mine. DISCLAIMER: DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU DON’T LIKE ORGANIC CONTENT THAT GIVES YOU NEW PERSPECTIVES.
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@han_soape Know you said no heresy, but I made this and have so few chances to post it anywhere.

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@nostalgiaa My family made fun of me growing up for watching anime, so when I'd stay up to watch it on adult swim, I'd keep the volume super low so no one would hear, so I missed a lot of what was being said and the music.
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@thecinelost Currently on season 5 of my rewatch. Really feels like they jumped the shark with this last season, but it's probably BECAUSE they weren't getting renewed and needed to wrap it up.
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@TheCinesthetic My mother and I would watch it every week together. Started when I was 14, and after I graduated I would still come back to watch it with her, picking up pizza and what not. Saw it all start to finish with her
Id like to try rewatching it, but it wouldn't be the same without her
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Lost (2004–2010) is peak binge TV, every episode pulling you straight into the next as the mysteries and characters keep building, and even with a polarising ending, it’s aged far better than people gave it credit for.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What television series is so good, it's worth binge watching from beginning to end?
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@MUKIDEZA2 Moving right to left, it really does look like an example of "the artist started with a lot of detail but started getting tired as they went along, and began doing less"
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@CodyLeachYT Always amazing when a company just puts out a statement like, "we can now guarantee with 87% accuracy that our candy product from this point on will contain no more than six metal shavings, 68% less horse semen & have real ingestible molecules!"
And then expects people to clap.
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It’s amazing how consumers are never notified when what we’re eating is no longer “real.” What the fuck was that peanut butter wrapped in?
Complex@Complex
Real chocolate is back in Reese's Cups, Hershey's announces. Read more: complex.com/pop-culture/a/…
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@slendermmn Welp, we figured out who it was that pissed in the ball pit.
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@jasonc_nc Dollar general is one of the reasons I'm still alive back when I had no money to my name and could only eat once a week. I would walk to town, scrape up $1.75 (before they hiked the price) and buy a big bag of self rising flour to make bread with my weekly piece of chicken.
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Dollar General discourse is funny to me because anyone who actually lives near one is like “man I’m glad I don’t have to drive 25 minutes if I forget a couple basic things” whereas the person who doesn’t even live there is like “this is a pox upon rural Americans”.
DG 🇺🇸🌲@DGvv7x
Dollar Generals are a parasite on small town America
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@CaudilloXIV Bought one nearly 20 years ago and it turned the whiskey I put in it green, so figured it was probably best to not become that kind of alcoholic and threw it out.
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@TheWapplehouse Im beginning to understand why we leave secluded tribes alone.
We have done irreparable damage...
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@vieestarr It's a painful existence to not be able to get the ideas out of your brain meats and onto some kind of medium you share it with

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@ShitpostGate Can't seem to find my copy, but I'm fairly certain it's "Judgement Passed", by Jerry Oltion, and I read it in the Wasteland Anthology.
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@ShitpostGate One of my favorite short stories is of some astronauts who are testing out an FTL drive, not really going anywhere, just heading out and turning around to come back.
When they return to Earth it turns out the Rapture happened, but Jesus took EVERYONE, but they were overlooked.
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@NatureUnedited Asked it before when this video came up, but I do wonder if that dividing wall and opening is enough to convince the male that it's actually sneakily stealing from what it thinks is a different nest?
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@VlahThe No one can stop me from collecting all the foreskins in the tri-state area!
>door flies open
A mohel?
>Puts on shtreimel
PERRY THE MOHEL!?
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