in new york you gotta leave the house with a change of clothes and a bikini in ur bag every time just in case. even if you’re just going to grab a coffee .. you never know where the day will take you
i fell asleep before sex after talking like a #realfucker™️. i’m explaining myself this morning like “i have narcolepsy + you know harriet tubman had it too” she said “what the fuck does that have to do with you, nigga? are you a direct descendant of harriet tubman?” 😭😭😭😭😭