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@MySwilly

The band that’s two songs away from a restraining order. ok maybe one song. For Swilly music go to @swillymusic inappropriate humour lives here.

Kitimat, British Columbia Katılım Ocak 2017
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@JimArms09244913 I’ve been pretending like someone should send me 100 million dollars but so far all I got is this STD. Thank you for your attention.
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Jim Alexander Armstrong@JimArms09244913·
Why are there so many people on X pretending to be someone they are not ?. I have never understood why anyone would want to do this .
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@RockLovesMe2 I learned about love from penthouse letters and light porn because it’s romantic.
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@RobSchneider We are currently moving at unimaginable glacial speeds at the moment.
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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider·
This is a socialist puppet who is going to make things even more difficult for the average Canadian….
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@RockLovesMe2 You have the “you got to be kidding!” look about you. Lol
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You may not know this, but Swilly didn’t always rock stages, we once tried to become beloved children’s television hosts. It all started innocently enough. One drunken Easter planning session, someone said, “What if we hosted a daytime kids’ show? It’ll be wholesome! Educational! We’ll teach them about friendship… and how to hide from responsibilities.” So on Easter morning 2017, the world was blessed with the premiere of Swilly’s Hoppy Hour of Questionable Life Choices. Highlights included: • The Easter Bunny doing stand-up about his divorce while mainlining what looks like chocolate • Live egg hunts where the eggs unionized and demanded better working conditions • A very special segment called “Zero Responsibilities Corner” that somehow involved fireworks and minor property damage Ratings were through the roof. Lawsuits, however, were even higher. After a record-breaking wave of parental complaints, several emotional damage claims from traumatized Peeps, and one particularly aggressive sensitivity training seminar where we were forced to apologize to a room full of stuffed animals, the network had no choice. Swilly was officially canceled… and then gently returned to the wild like the feral musicians we truly are. But hey, before they dragged us off set, we still managed to deliver one final message: Happy Easter, you glorious little animals! May your basket be full of candy and zero responsibilities. Amen. PS we’ve muted the music as per our legal agreement
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