Isaiah Sandquist

I'm still waiting on this to be a real newspaper headline: "World's Largest Conga Line Becomes World's Largest and Most Extravagant Costco Heist"

@NVIDIAGeForce My favorite memory was turning off the dialogue in BL3 after 100%ing the game. Borderlands 4 RTX

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Fun Fact: The reason why rappers wear their pants so low is to make room for their massive monster cocks.

Fun Fact: Eating fecal matter has this unusual effect on the human brain which causes us to smile uncontrollably. In fact, this is where the phrase "Shit-eating grin" originated from.

I think the anti-drug ads from the 80s and 90s had the wrong effect on me cuz whenever I'm doing an autopsy on an overdose victim, looking at their brain makes me really really really hungry for eggs.

Fun Fact: If you're horny at a hospital and feeling like doing the deed with that hot nurse, medical latex gloves can function as makeshift condoms.

Fun Fact: Originally, the Sarlac Pit was called the Desert Vagina but the name was scrapped at the last minute so that Star Wars could keep it's PG rating.

Fun Fact: If you ever hook up with Santa Clause for a one night stand, the best way to please him is to be messy and bright.

Fun Fact: Moses's arcane focus was his staff.

Fun Fact: Two-way mirrors are just windows.

Fun Fact: Closing your eyes is not a war crime.

Fun Fact: We live in a Doug eat Doug world where only the strongest and most clever Dougs can survive.

@TheHaunted_Leg Happy Halloween to you as well.

Happy Halloween 🎃 👻 #mimikyu #mimikyufanart #blender #blendercommunity #spooky #spookyart #pokemon #pokemonart

Fun Fact: Most animals are fully capable of being as sentient and intelligent as humans but scientists keep this from happening with various drugs and de-evolution tactics in order to keep humanity as the dominant species.

Fun Fact: Back in the day, umbrellas were so high quality that you could be picked up by a tornado and it would come out unscathed. Of course, your body would be mangled.

@ZeddyHS Colossal, mostly because of the summoning animations and the art gets stretched between cards.

Which minion type has been your favorite, Colossals or TITANS?

Fun Fact: The primary function of windows is to trim the overpopulation of those pesky flying feathered creatures known as birds.

Fun Fact: If you're on a blind date and your heart skips a beat, you've probably been poisoned! You must get out of there right away and seek medical attention immediately!

Fun Fact: The Game is like Roko's Basilisk where once you know about it, you lose.

@PlayHearthstone Explosive Runes triggered before an Objection that was not created Orion. Am I missing something here or is it a bug that cost me the game?

Fun Fact: Youthinization is the cure to being old.