Your Local Stoat

ferrets are such silly beans

@AddieHurts Stolen valor

"are you here to play magic the gathering, or here to play magic the blathering?" *gets otk'd*

@bearsockz I would love one!

I’m moving and I need money does anyone wanna buy a dog paper doll

@switch_n_smirk Banger

im not trying to leave for milk and cigarettes and never come back, im trying to get milked, smoke cigarettes, and get cum all over my lower back

@switch_n_smirk Get it twisted

you get alerts telling you northernlion is streaming, i get my friend pinging me on discord with "dad's on!"

@switch_n_smirk And yet you see spirit fans and you don’t get excited smh 😮‍💨

just saw a DC United fan out in the wild, crazy sight tbh

@switch_n_smirk DO NOT LET THEM TAKE SPRING FROM US WE GET ANOTHER HOUR OF SUNLIGHT

dawg it's like 70 degrees out!!! holy shit - im worried about the climate but wow it's so niceee

Passing the elf bar back and forth call that shit a pen-dulum

@switch_n_smirk Big Raga’s got a infinite void

it wears the muzzle or it gets its asshole domain expanded

@switch_n_smirk So fire kinchud

kinchud,,

@Paralysis1914 Silence your elder is speaking.

@SaffronOlive @TsukikoFudo Archivist of Oghma is already in commander in white and is a good card as power level increases, but is outclassed a bit by the other cards that draw extra for others actions in the format I feel

@TsukikoFudo I'm assuming that a huge percentage of the time you cast it for two mana in response to a fetch. A flying 2/2 for two that draws a card etb seems great. Then some smaller percentage of the time you topdeck it late with nothing better to do and dump all your mana into it.

This card seems incredibly busted in Commander at least, maybe good enough for Modern/Legacy?

@switch_n_smirk Nipple piercings.

dude i don't understand people putting gold leaf on stuff it CANT be that good tasting of a metal

@kokonoku Knowing it’s coming is enough, I need the racing gear religiously

@My_Local_Stoat ;-; if i was good at being an independent internet artist it would be available now sometime in november...

my mom says she is an anime i say she is a grifter and a sellout

@switch_n_smirk Increasing dodge chance every run to not enter a fugue state during boss fights.

with each increased level of increased difficulty in the endgame Hades 2 grind i dial my paired haptic vibrator a bit stronger - i'm at the point where if something hits me i have to pause the game

@switch_n_smirk Jesus

@MokaTheFox @switch_n_smirk @HHonchkrow234 The honchcrow spreads relentlessly

@switch_n_smirk @HHonchkrow234 Omg you did too??

New art! Moka with Tattoos, a gun, and smoking a cig 🥰 🎨 @HHonchkrow234

Good Kid, Orc City

Orc City bitch Orc Orc City bitch Ten ten ten twenty elf skulls on yo titties bitch.