Gg

@mrwtffacts Later, cop replied ‘uh oh spaghetti-O’ He also just got a raise.

@PunchingCat He started a territory battle in Madagascar, throw away the key.

@messedupfoods Bulba-score! (He’s excited he saved $ on alliums)

When the diner doesn’t have a senior discount

@animeposts Ego dissolution hits harder than any physical phenomena

😭

@twaniimals “wtf is a kettlebol swing”

@pokemon_daily That ain’t piplup that’s Pimplup

@Cutecatpost “Marlboros again”? *tosses you a pack of cigs* on the house today sir”

Wanted to buy house paint, but the cashier is hairy already stand bye.

@literallymecats I’ll take a sprite chief

@cosyposter Hes the cement mixer He’s gotta keep movin

@PunchingCat Dr Gatopuss. Or Gato Octavius

@elonmusk @XFreeze Huge

@XFreeze Neuralink is a much bigger breakthrough than most people realize. Enabling people to control a computer with their mind and the completely blind to see are Jesus-level miracles.

Starship may end up being the last truly gigantic engineering marvel built entirely by human hands and 20-watt biological meat computers before AI fundamentally transforms how civilization designs and builds everything

@ThatEricAlper I’ll take 19 gatos pleez. Credit

@PunchingCat That’s Hector Von Orange, he just got lasik and his pupils are dilated.

@DiscussingFilm The return of comedy movies will be stupendous

@HoopsCrave Getting back inside after the 3rd month like-

@mrwtffacts Later, cop replied ‘uh oh spaghetti-O’ He also just got a raise.

Me after the gym

@Mothematiks Bro woke up like every Tom and Jerry cartoon ever

@swingstatemind @NetflixIsAJoke “We’re takin your grilled cheeses if you continue Mr Gillis” *pulls out earpiece*

@__Dantay Video alone preventing more crime than anything else historically