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📺🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Fox Sports will pay $50,000 to a die-hard football fan willing to watch every single World Cup match. • They have started a campaign to hire a 'Chief World Cup Watcher,' tasked with watching all 104 matches across the 39-day tournament • They will get a personal office; A custom-built, dream viewing space in the heart of New York City’s Times Square • Throughout the tournament, passersby will be able to witness the fan going through the emotional rollercoaster of tournament play in real time

LFC fans, enough with the nonsense—Kvaratskhelia would not have been a massive upgrade on Diaz. This season Kvaratskhelia has 27 goal contributions to Diaz’s 47 in a similar number of games. Even last season (23/24), Diaz posted 25 compared to Kvaratskhelia 24. We sold the best left winger in the world. Time to accept it. 👍

Сегодня я узнал, что… Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом. Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности: «У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало». В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу: «Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Just want to say regarding Curtis Jones. As well as completing the most passes (78) and having the best passing accuracy on the pitch (94%) he also made the most recoveries (16!). The Liverpool player who made the second most was Konate with 5(!). It would be a huge mistake to sell him this summer. He has so much value and he is a club-trained homegrown player.

wtf bro, who made this😭😭😭😭

Balenciaga’s $9,900 shipping box clothing. Retarded is an understatement

🚨Banned - Scampi Fries, early 2000’s. Who remembers this one? 😂

In 2012, Dale Decker suffered a slipped disk in his back that resulted in a rare and debilitating condition called Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder which causes him to experience up to 100 unwanted, spontaneous org*sms every day without stimulation. The condition has had a devastating impact on his social and professional life, reportedly occurring even during solemn events like his father’s funeral.

ChatGPT has put together its ultimate XI for England... I couldn't agree more with this... 👌

Jin Sasaki had one of the coldest walk off knockouts of all-time last night 🥶😭

12 most overhyped PL players ever: - Jaap Stam: Only 79 PL games for Utd before Fergie sold him. - Paul Scholes: Zero impact for England; retired by Lampard/Gerrard at 29. - David Beckham: Flopped at Real Madrid; not missed by Utd. - Eric Cantona: Never performed in Europe or internationally. - Didier Drogba: Avg just 11 PL goals/season (many pens). - Frank Lampard: Defensive liability; poor all-round game; ~40% goals from set pieces. - Eden Hazard: Avg 12 PL goals/season; only 1 season ≥20 in 7 yrs. - Willian: Avg just 5 goals/season. - Jack Grealish: £100m+ transfer; avg only 3 PL goals/season. - Mesut Özil: Ghosted in big games; luxury player; avg 4 PL goals/season. - Cole Palmer: 40% of 45 PL goals from pens; rarely vs Big 6; only 2 open-play goals vs top teams. - Phil Foden: Hailed best England player since Gazza despite 4 intl goals in 49 caps. Did I miss anyone 😄

🚨😭🇧🇷ADRIANO: “I don’t want to have a wife anymore. Women like to talk a lot. On Mondays and Tuesdays I prefer to stay quiet to recover from the weekend: I lie in my bed, watch a movie, put on a documentary, drink lots of water, turn on the air conditioning, and snuggle under the comforter. My mother makes my food and that’s how I’m happy. The last marriage lasted 24 days. One day I invited the guys over to my apartment. We spent the night playing dominoes and drinking on the balcony and Micaela didn’t like it. The guys didn’t leave, and I didn’t make them leave. She didn’t understand me and I didn’t want to change my habits, so it was decided that the marriage was over. We canceled the document we signed. Each of us goes our own way, and I’m happy.” SIMPLY THE EMPEROR 🫰🏽🇧🇷

Who introduced you to rap?

Today, I saw 2 teenagers kissing in the park It reminded me of my teenage days, when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park

Caelan Cadamarteri bagged a hat-trick in today’s U16 Manchester derby, taking him to 38 G/A since joining Man City in the summer.🤯🎩 Cadamarteri scored 3 of the 4 goals in Man City U16’s 4-2 win over Man United.⚽️⚽️⚽️ Yet another unbelievable performance from him - scoring his 30th goal of the season today.😯 What a signing he’s already proving to be for Manchester City.👏🔵

Simon Jordan dismantling Eni Aluko is a beautiful sight. 🍿👏🔝