Nic Hoffmann, host

Now, I know the @WHMPodcast boys have talked about not reading Moby Dick and such, well have I discovered something fantastic. In the free with premium section of Spotify, you can listen to an abridged audiobook of Burt Reynolds reading it. open.spotify.com/show/183g7tFFB…

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@mythicalstore I have been trying to buy stuff all day, but it says my address is invalid, I’ve tried several, including mine and my nearby friends , and it still doesn’t work. I’ve even let it auto complete.

You knew this was coming. Sure, it doesn't have the famous character, but you knew it was coming. Enjoy and #HappyHalloween myopia.podbean.com/e/halloween-3-…

Ok, getting close now....OOOOO I AM SO EXCITED! Classic Ep, what do you do when your franchise is flagging and you need to figure out something fresh? Send the bastard to space! myopia.podbean.com/e/leprechaun-i…

It wouldn't be the Halloween Season without a Nightmare, would it? A classic scare from an iconic villain? Let's watch the original as we stay awake on Elm Street. myopia.podbean.com/e/a-nightmare-…

@NoContextHumans Quality stuffing

Ok, home stretch. Not a Thursday, Halloween still not here...how about a movie Matthew is obsessed with about how sex is terrifying, I think...Catholic Guilt, the movie! myopia.podbean.com/e/hellraiser-1…

So close to Halloween, we are here, it is feeling spooky and we just had a new episode and now I am jonesing for more! How about monsters and Betty White! Do I ever have a movie for you! myopia.podbean.com/e/lake-placid/

Still not Thursday or Halloween...hmm. Remember when you took school pictures, there'd be a teacher who took a fun one? You'd be silly but not inappropriate because it was school. Well, let's do a fun one. A weird one that's kinda for kids, but still. myopia.podbean.com/e/casper]-1533…

Still not Halloween & not a Thursday. I am hankering for vampires, but bad, so bad that people forgot the franchise revived comic movies; so bad studios stop making R rated comic movies, so bad that the star made direct-to-video movies for 5 years. Yup. myopia.podbean.com/e/blade-trinit…

Still not Thursday...hmmm, well, I mean, Lost Boys is great, but doesn't this podcast usually deal in garbage? Like truly bad bad movies? Terrible soundtracks? Misguided sequels? Oh wait, perfect.... myopia.podbean.com/e/queen-of-the…

Ok, I am on a vampire kick, but need an actual vampire and an actual horror movie. Let's watch an actual good one. myopia.podbean.com/e/the-lost-boy…

Need more vampires, technically? Witness the career defining movie that nearly broke Daniel as we continue this Halloween driven revisiting month. podbean.com/eas/pb-75an3-e…

Need another dose of October goodness? Try this on for size! Ah vampires, terrifying! Erotic! Scarousing! Witness the most scarousing of them all in this classic episode! myopia.podbean.com/e/interview-wi…

Need more Myopia, and wondering about special guest location, hell? Look no further than this incredible movie starring the lovable Sam Neill! myopia.podbean.com/e/episode-136-…

You're thinking, 'sure one Predator is great, but surely there is more! You know what buster, I'm not sure I like your tone. So I will give you another Predator, but Arnold is now Bill Paxton, Carl Weathers is now Danny Glover and the Jungle is now LA. myopia.podbean.com/e/predator-2-1…

So, you are looking for scary, but fun? Horror, but Action? ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? I think I got just the thing for you and not one governor, but two. myopia.podbean.com/e/predator-198…

One Jason movie is never enough? Want more scares in your week from the back catalog? Fine! Let's do a movie that is almost fan fiction. Also, a Jason Movie that is not named Friday the 13th! So we released it the 14th! myopia.podbean.com/e/jason-x-1597…

Friday the 13th, in October, do you think I am going to pass up the opportunity to share the OG, the one that is an actual movie, Friday the 13th? The one without Jason? Hell yea! myopia.podbean.com/e/friday-the-1…