The Mysterious Fucking Child Detective Sidekick

My "for you page" is full of interaction bait... this is an obvious ploy made by villainous foes to distract me from my cases... what do they take me as?... a foolish child!?... Anyways... if you have a case for me to solve... leave it down below...

@DiscussingFilm Where?...

First look at Hal Jordan in his Green Lantern suit in ‘LANTERNS’.

@TheAlienKnows You're not allowed to say that...

Fuck.

@elmo I too want pancakes...

Elmo’s mommy made Elmo pancakes this morning!!! 🥞

@heyshipz Case... never solved...

@sesamestreet Thank you! 🩶🖤🖤🩶🖤

You rock! 💙❤️🧡💚💜

@burritodog_ I'm always watching...

”1 follower isn’t a lot” imagine someone being there every time you turn around

@Cretaceous27738 Wouldn't even have to use bait...

I’m bored, so….

@Trans_Idi1t @TheAlienKnows has spoken.

I realise how much I hate Easter everytime I feel like that bunny from Wreck It Ralph

I will find that gosh darn bunny...

Playground crime is no laughing matter...

@LUCYVPFORQUEEN This is... true.

Lying makes ur tongue black

@Grover The Lego Batman Movie...

Does anyone have any movie recommendations? Preferably...something not scary.

@Feathered1Wings Mysterious scent...

Whats ur guy's signature scent

@confusionm8trix Mysterious child summer...

we’ve had hot girl summer, white boy summer, performative male summer… what’s this summer going to be?

There you have it folks... case closed...

@Trans_Idi1t Interesting...

@MyseriousEnfant I AM *NOT* HITLER...

I can't believe Adolf Hitler bought Walter White's house

@blorbenz hello.

@cyrillasundays fries...

are you meant to eat the jacket off the potatoes or just the insides?

@Shadoo_creeture for now...

no violence no carnage no hatred. everybody sit on log... peacefully♥️♥️♥️

@ichewthings life ain't worth struggling over... quit whilst you're ahead...

I am a rat Give me a piece of advice