Oluwafemi

@NigeriaStories Everybody love capping on the internet 😂😂 With zero naira to run water and space, you will probably be running around with buckets to fetch water from the nearby well 😂😂

“If I had to start afresh with ₦0.00, I’ll open a car wash; wash 40 cars daily with quality omo, that’s 40k daily, ₦1.2M monthly. Then hire boys, pay them 50% per wash, that’s ₦6M a month, then open branches, and start selling trucks of tomato and onions.” ~ CEO Sujimoto says

@Madridghost1 I just help report the post for misinformation. 😁

@seyirnotlari 21

Sadece pratik zekaya sahip olanlar yapabilecek! Sünger bob'un kilosu nedir?

@dammiedammie35 E sure me say E no go see shirt for team 😂😂

“Maduka Okoye the Nigerian goalkeeper, please come and goal my keep, I’d be happy for you to ruin my life” See what Maduka Okoye is doing to American women 😭💔

@OnyChr82021 I love this 😂😂

After a hectic delay at the airport, we thank God for journey mercies 🙏🏾 Just landed in Budapest for the UCL final to support my English brothers PSG. Let’s bring it home 🔥🔥

@TSPOWERGRID Interesting thou… Now individuals and private citizens will start taking up the responsibility the government failed to attend to. I knew a day like this we come when every Nigerians will generate their own power without the government.

Your solar panels are generating power you're not using and that's money walking out the door. T&S Power Grid lets you sell that surplus directly to your neighbours through our smart hub and app. You set the price. They pay prepaid. You earn in real time. tspowergrid.com/waitlist

@AsakyGRN The waray just dey lie with full chest lol It’s like some of our new generational politicians don’t know what representative means 😂😂😂

“If I’m elected to represent Apapa Federal Constituency, I will sponsor all children in Apapa to pursue their master’s degrees. If I enter the National Assembly in Abuja, any allocation meant for the constituency will be used strictly for its development and managed diligently.” — Candidate for the House of Representatives ahead of the 2027 elections says.

@OryHarde It’s a principle of “Check and Balance”, no man is supreme in Nature.

There is throne that sits in the palace of Oni Ife. The one that doesn’t bow. Whoever sits on the throne even though not accord the same respect as Oni but he is also a King. A King in King’s place- Osogun

@CFC_OBED Don’t forget you got the best winger for $40k 😂

Manchester United, you’ll ask for bread , God will give you stone for this Garnacho you sold to us .

@bapphah The question is “who died and came with an expo of life after death?” 😂😂 We will all die someday, but trust me; our heaven and hell will be on earth. Just be a righteous person to your fellow human.

What happens after death in Islamic Religion

@KeansoLala @mardortii

@Mystic_LXII @mardortii You never see where police dey ask person. What do you do for a living and the person dey say I am a yahoo boy, police go shock come beg for money.

Sha go cry for parlor no cry come here o💔😹😹

@CodeByNZ I envy people with CS, even though it’s not about degree these days.. it’s more of your skills.

In your 20s you will have multiple ways to ruin your life, it’s important that you choose to do computer science. x.com/aquamrae/statu…

@_ita_chi JavaScript ❤️

Writing Python or Writing JavaScript? Choose one.

@ManUtd He’s really improving… 💪🏼

This is a Senne Lammens appreciation post.

@UtdBloke_ Even if we win the rest of the games; we can’t make 83.😂

Manchester united wins the 25/26 premier league 😳 You saw it here first.

@Etioba_ Egbon, you go still apologize for this video. We (united) no follow you drag league oo Why can't you face City 😂😂

I am too far at the top i can’t hear Manchester united amd Chelsea cry 😂 #manchesterunited #fyp #premierleague #arsenal #chelsea

@pmcafrica Be the judge of your self African “women” 😂 You came to me like a “witch” in the night 😂😂

Eh 😅... african 'men' are not romantic 🙆‍♂️

@_devJNS The day my instructor told me to let AI do the thinking, I knew I just wasted money 😂😂

pov: coding in 2026 😂

@OforAfrica @klintoncod You're so right. Our system is the problem.

@klintoncod I disagree. If America can work then Nigeria can work. We just have to come up with a solution that is well adapted to our situation.

I am tired! 😡😡😡