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Simply posting my angelic self for any passersby

@santosvenganza @zmun495 Mind you.. summer's coming up. I am staying indoors if it's gonna be this way.

why the fuck is deodorant $10

@alcisnerosfan I'm screaming. Hair feeling like a hat is so correct. I personally feel like a hyper-realistic SpongeBob animation when I go a puff too far.

@jayneiskool I yearn for profoundly flawed female protagonists

books are so fun to read when the main character is extremely unhinged and a woman

@LGodorogea5425 @jayneiskool Anything by Gillian Flynn

@jayneiskool give me recs queens, i didn't find i am writing my owns just for me cause i am tired of always nice innocent plain girls and very cartooneshly evil mistresses.

You all smoke way too much weed i get through a third of a joint and my hair starts feeling like a hat

@tom_on_here Not me. I'm not addicted to anything. I just hyper fixate on things for a couple minutes. Repeatedly. Daily. Get it together.

I am addicted to pornography for about 6 minutes and then I want NOTHING to do with the crap!

I’m sick of lookin at sydney sweeney’s giant eyelids with her big bored eyeballs

It’s Monday again

@woja999 Aquarius on Aquarius violence

Evan Peters bailing Emma Roberts out after she beat on him

@1ssve Unironically, my coworker, suddenly announcing she has accepted a position at her husband's ai company after spending the last 2 weeks being trained to replace someone else

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit

Pov: How life feels after you isolate yourself again and stop having social interactions.

hamburger help us

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

It must be very hard to achieve male incel status bc these beautiful women out here just fucking anybody sometimes

when someone asks me about the last two years but it's been filled with nothing but lessons about the art of letting go

One thing about me is I will be liking the picture of any cat on my timeline

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

Polish people will look you dead in the eye and say kvyzkzp9v4wwwwz