Wren & Martini

I raise the bar in em ᴮᵃʳassing puns.

@komal_42 I also happen to live besides the airport - my friends can’t fathom my twitches.. We should just move to GOA! So peaceful here yaaaaar!

@Myth_ology That was me during first week of return. The day we came back there was a baraat near our house and they were bursting firecrackers also 💀 Now it’s much better

I AM SICK OF THR CONSTRUCTION NOISES DOES IT EVER STOP OMG

@KaleshNiiKov Apart from the missiles and drones? Yesss all goooood!

@KaleshNiiKov Hello Kalashnikov!

@internetarchiva We need those links asap!

Stephen Colbert: Most used app on your phone? Meryl Streep: Podcast Stephen Colbert: One more time with the gesture please Her innocence is too funny 😂

@KaleshNiiKov Feet up! Filters down!

@Achari_Nimboo What are those glasses??

Beautiful day.

The Iranis served and how! #Goa

@datsunshinegirl Made of Sugar, spice and all things nice.

Started birthday with playing cricket. 10/10 would recommend.

@komal_42 Arctic Hunter

Do you have any recommendations for travel bagpacks? Mainly for laptop /tablet etc

@komal_42 Queue of about 10-15 people. But there were 6 counters. Bandra Collector Office.

@Myth_ology No line?

I tell people that I’ve to go to a place to get things on my Aadhar card changed - they claim we can do it online. I’ve tried. It freezes at logging in stage. The the one time I was able to access the portal … it asked me to visit the centre. Happened for the entire family.

@datsunshinegirl Birthday month glow!

@swatieyz Literally the first thing I noticed!

@Myth_ology funny you asked because i never ever do pendant and earrings together it’s always either

@datsunshinegirl SAME!

Everyone in my building is so excited to see the vegetable seller bring fresh kathal on his cart today ♥️

@WigginSanity Used both - would recommend Whoop.

What's better Apple Watch or Whoop?

@juzokay THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DJT

Yeh 12 min