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@DrEliDavid @elonmusk Can you spot the difference?

Every time I hope it’s AI; it’s not. 😩

@pdoocy As if the installers didn’t walk it first

Would have worn nicer shoes if I knew this was going to happen today: just became the 1st person (before President Trump, I am told by a WH aide) to walk on the new black granite outside the Oval Office since construction finally wrapped. Did my best not to scuff it up

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Me when I’m trying not to fart while someone’s trying to talk to me

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

Until last night President Trump had never attended the White House correspondence dinner as President. Oddly himself and nearly his entire cabinet attended this one, the one where there was an assassination attempt. Oh and Erika Kirk, left her home and her babies flew from AZ to DC to attend this and then after the shooting she begs to go home on camera, when that is where she should have been in the first place. Made for TV movie, that's what this is.

This is how the Influencer Industrial Complex works.

You want me to believe that: - This is something like the 3rd or 4th Secret Service failure. - Tump boycotts the correspondence dinner every year. - He’s pitching an unnecessary ballroom no one asked for. - And there happens to be a shooter incident at the event when a large number of his cabinet members and himself are there. And all of this is coincidence? Yeah. Ok.

Somber scenes from the White House, just kidding they are all standing around with a shit eating grins, smiling and laughing after a “successful” psyop.

Almost died and talking about your projects?

First few minutes; trashy early 90’s movies acting Few minutes later; their back’s straightening, eyes more focused, jokes..

Pete Hegseth speaks as if he’s trying out for an audible book voice reading gig.

@JakeRammos Won’t make you the first

Someone says, "I don't like you." How do you respond?

I went golfing ONCE and now I’m getting all these ads on my phone. Also, how do I get a decent club set? Asking for a friend lol

@lady_valor_07 Heck just buy me the book and we good!

If I offered you $3k every week and all you had to do was read a book for at least 4 hours a day, would you take it?

I do 🤣

A reading from the Book of Tarantino

This administration is beyond parody.