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@LkDeS3 @PenguinSix @sr71fan90 Why he hasn't been President in two invasions? Why do you suck?

@PenguinSix @sr71fan90 I read he is he visiting Joe Biden? You should be asking “where’s Joe?”

Saturday April 4, 2026. 1:50p.m. Outside of Walter Reed Military Medical Center. No Marine One. No motorcade. Roads open.

@ICUNVME2026 @theliamnissan He goes hard yo!

@theliamnissan Ill offer $5K for the identity and address of this motherfucker

Hallelujah. We've been saved. Trump is in the hospital. Count your blessings

Is Pam Bondi still under Congressional Subpoena since she has to change her LinkedIn profile? @AriCohn

@spacelyn @livelifekaye @morganwarstler Alito and Thomas will do it just because. 7-2 or 6-3 Hard "L" for Trump and John Eastman.

@livelifekaye @morganwarstler You mean you have no idea of what you are talking about? I guess you didn’t watch the arguments from yesterday. This ain’t happening. lol. You can whine all you want, all the justices yesterday were all in alignment. 9-0 loss is coming in June.

Based on SCOTUS today, Trump should drop some new EOs tomorrow.... 1) Designate Birth-Tourism Facilitators as Foreign Exploitation Networks Under the Immigration and Nationality Act. 2) Every hospital must report within 2 hours (via the new ICE portal) any birth where the mother is non-LPR/temporary/illegal. A public Birth Tourism Dashboard on DHS.gov listing aggregated numbers by country. 3) Directs SSA, State, and DHS to presume that any child born to a mother who is either unlawfully present or on a temporary non-immigrant visa (B-1/B-2, student, tourist, etc.) lacks parental domicile and therefore is not “subject to the jurisdiction” under the 1868 original meaning. Parents get 90 days to rebut with sworn evidence of permanent domicile + intent to remain (green-card application in process, U.S. home ownership, etc.). Failure = “provisional non-citizen” notation on birth certificate, SSN starting with “9,” and no automatic passport. $50,000 civil penalty per unrebutted birth on hospitals that don’t flag the presumption in real time.

@Cat__Mommy @RepThomasMassie It’s because it was important to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumbass. (Trump and John Eastman) Eastman was the Architect of the Mike Pence election bullshit.

@N3DZoot @RepThomasMassie Right. It’s just being reviewed at the Supreme Court but no one thinks it’s important. 🙄

Today my family and I visited Hardin’s greenhouse on their season opening day in Greenup County. Can you believe they’ve been in business as a family since 1918 ?! I had a great conversation with Pauline Hardin, the owner. We bought vegetable plants and flowers for our farm.

@Cat__Mommy @RepThomasMassie No one thinks Birthright Citizenship is in the top ten. Massie should be trying to undue the damage to the KY Hemp industry that McConnell caused with his parting shot with the Big Beautiful Bullshit.

@RepThomasMassie Why haven’t you prepared a bill to end birthright citizenship? More Americans consider that a #1 issue over anything else.

@RobMcLamb I want a baseball organist at my funeral to play “Charge.”

Do it. My personal requests I have are: Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder The Show by Doug E. Fresh Jam On It by Newcleus

@YouknowTheguy3 @ScottHarnett_ @3YearLetterman @Grindr @RuPaul @lgbtqnation @doubledildovids Y’all stop yuckin’ somebody’s yum.

@ScottHarnett_ @3YearLetterman @Grindr @RuPaul @lgbtqnation @doubledildovids I'm really disappointed to find out that double dildo exists... 😔

OG After Dark. You don't need me set this one up, do you? youtube.com/live/cLdJRRnP3…

@SluggoDoug ok my friend. Please for the love of a bean burrito only play the original of U2’s. “Sweetest Thing.” The remaster off of the hits record doesn’t have the warts that make it truly beautiful.

Damn.

@PurelyFootball Then he makes a blood offering to Satan and masturbates to his own sizzle reel.

🗣️ Georgina Rodríguez: “Cristiano wakes up at 6 a.m. He gets up and works out. He drinks plenty of water in the morning because he believes starting a new day requires a strong and healthy body. Then he rests for about an hour and a half, has breakfast, usually fruit, cheese, and eggs, and goes back to the gym. He lifts weights for two hours, then takes a break. In the afternoon, he relaxes with his family or friends. Finally, before going to bed, he goes for a swim, as he thinks it’s a great warm down before sleeping.”

Round two. Who is more retarded?

@DebS29520 @ChrisMurphyCT Trump is not our country. Trump is not the flag. Trump is not the Troops. Stop with the disingenuous argument that people who disagree with Trump are Anti American. After the temper tantrum you all threw not supporting other Presidents.

@ChrisMurphyCT Could you ever support your country over politics? It’s like you want us to lose just so Trump looks bad. I pray for you to have wisdom and discernment that only Jesus can give.

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

@RCSD y'all need to get your social people on the platforms looking at this Sandhill's thing. Y'all gonna have some crazy ass show up and do something stupid. Clarify it or deny it. They getting pitchforks.

@Wendys @WaffleHouse We need Carter Anderson in on this.

@WaffleHouse What’s wrong with a pancake sheesh

please stop asking if we serve pancakes... we're better than that

@unc9876 @joeovies Not a full on "Can't turn the skin on this with a pipe wrench," blue vein throbber, but yeah, a lap dog, a chub.

@joeovies Dude STFU Ovies. Bet you and the rest of your pack pride Wolfpack “journalists” got a hard on reading Quise’s tweet. Been quiet lately in chapel hill on the football side and that’s not sitting well with you gossip queens

This dude literally left it on the field for UNC. But when you hire people who don’t really give a shit about UNC…well…

@WhiskeyRiff @CodyWolfeMusic

Who’s carrying the torch for great songwriting in country music right now?

@WhiskeyRiff How do you leave BJ Barham of @USAquarium off any of these lists?