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@Wizarab10 "it was really good having family around" "na the sim pain me , no be the phone"
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When I was about to begin my second Masters in UK, I saw this fine 9ja babe in the class WhatsApp group. She had some questions as she just came into the country and I messaged her directly to guide her. That was how we started talking..
She came to my place and we talked about 9ja, life in UK and I sorted out some of her issues. Then she left. One week later, my mother called me. “Do you know XXX? She is in your city and even attends your school now.” I answered in the affirmative. That she was in my class sef. My mother then said, “Thank God I called before you people commit abomination. That is your cousin ooo. You know my cousin XXX, that is her daughter.”
I messaged this babe and told her what my mom said. She was like who is your mom? I told her and werey said “Aunty XXX is your mom? Wow. Senior Brother, Senior Brother!”
Na so I take turn senior brother for UK. “Your sister need money ooo,” “Wisdom, shebi you cook? You dey always get food. I dey come carry one bowl.”
It was really good having family around.
Mistafelix@Mistafelix_
Tell me a story that sounds fabricated but is 100% true. (Every edition) Don’t air me. 🫡
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Imagine my response to this being
“Let’s wait and hear from the girls side of the story”
“Let’s wait for findings to be done first”
“What of false accusations”
Or
“Not all Women”
Instead of believing the victims first and demanding for Justice?
You see how funny the lot of you sound?
Chief Ikukuoma@IkukuomaC
South African lady Calls For Justice For a Nigerian Man Murdered In South Africa Recently, Accusing a Group Of Girls Reportedly Known For Drugging And Robbing Nigerian Men In Cape Town When is Nigeria high commissioner going to step in ???
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He was crying already and his friends did this to him 🤣
Vampz@Hybrid_Ola
This gist is very funny 😂 A guy who is getting married was preparing to see his wife You know that scene where the bride taps the groom from behind and it’s all sweet and emotional? Well! this time, his friends did him dirty 🤣
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Ayra is hot yeah, but 90% of men would pick Ruth over her
DAMI FOREIGN🥶@TheDamiForeign
Hot body ???
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@table_shaker_ Another man go still watch this video, go propose, chop him own slap.. and the cycle continues😂🤝🏾
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@glorious_nnenna A little of this and that is fine.. same YL owns a streetwear line.. he even wears streetwear more
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Stop wearing polo and jeans
Can yall just dress like this mhen !!!!!!!!
Junior Awolowo 💲💵@OloyeAwolowo
Asake and YL.
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Genuinely asking, is there a Samsung device that can last 6 months without coming up with this line?
BaNanA@Banana10yz
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I hardly reply !!! But you see this one !!!
@prayforwole if you like go private , leave X !! I will find you , I will use every necessary means , power , resources and money !!! You will face the law , I will use you to set an example!! (scapegoat )… your only way out is to leave the surface of this earth and relocate to space .. to everyone that brought my attention to her tweet … thank you 🙏🏾
Wole🤯@prayforwole
100lvl Final Year
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i don chill finish, oya giveaway time for my people.
since una go too plenty for here, comment with less than 3 likes gets 300k
goodluck🙏🏿
SMADA🏂@SuperSmada
life is good🏂
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