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Troll for https://t.co/YwuFGm2K9L. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch. Love paperweights.
Indianapolis Katılım Haziran 2010
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New Moon – Less grip
Waxing Crescent – More grip
First Quarter - Better fuel mileage
Waxing Gibbous – Everyone loose in turn 3
Full Moon - Blaney turns into a werewolf
Waning Gibbous - Spotters speak in Sanskrit
Last Quarter - Everyone vibrates hard
Waning Crescent - Nothing
Dirty Mo Media@DirtyMoMedia
We've NEVER heard about this before... 🌒 Noah Gragson & Chase Briscoe claim the waxing crescent moon provides more grip in the race track due to its gravitational pull. They even called three other drivers to back up their claim. 😂
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You can't read it, but the first couple of buttons are for a Coca-Cola, the next few are for a bottle of water, and the bottom one is for a kerosene rag to tie around your ankles to keep the ants from crawling up your leg and chewing on your candy ass. Happy birthday, Dale Sr.
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@nascarcasm Disappointed you missed your opportunity for the twilight new moon reference.
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How the hell did Owen Larson's feet reach the pedals at Bristol a couple of years ago #NASCAR
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I hope this begins a new era of astrology-based racing strategy where Richard Boswell is like "Rough day but I'm confident our performance will pick up once Mercury is in Taurus and my crystals are fully charged beneath the light of the full moon. On to Texas."
Noah Gragson@NoahGragson
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Watch @TALLADEGA winner @CarsonHocevar read from the 2006 NASCAR romance novels as only Carson Hocevar can. #NASCAR
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ICYMI: So Carson Hocevar WON AT @TALLADEGA and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p/f…
#NASCAR
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So Carson Hocevar WON AT @TALLADEGA and received several (extremely fake) text messages afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p/f…
#NASCAR
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KID: mom, dad where did I come from!
MOM AND DAD:
Talladega Superspeedway@TALLADEGA
Air mattresses at dega have seen better days
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it is time to see what Connor Zilisch saw!
Talladega Superspeedway@TALLADEGA
Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!! Left Behind: 2026 Jack Links 500 edition. And I’m not happy with what I found.
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I have for real never seen it get this insane inside a @Chilis location but that's the @CarsonHocevar effect
Carson Hocevar@CarsonHocevar
just woke up. tears in my eyes watching the footage and edits and reactions. genuinely unbelievable. so thankful that this feeling is exactly what i dreamt it would feel like. thank you, everyone.
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So Carson Hocevar WON AT @TALLADEGA and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p/f…
#NASCAR
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@JennaFryer OHHHHHHHHHHHH not so sure that's a good idea but I will take it under advisement
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This win allows @nascarcasm to do fake Jeff Dickerson tweets. The canvas!
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@nascarcasm I believe he’s still under his parents health insurance
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Connor Zilisch please never ever attempt this unless you've already hit your HSA out-of-pocket limit for the year
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